This is the 30th Episode of Archie Sonic the Hedgehog: Crossover
Main All Star Heroes: Spongebob, Hakann, Vezok & Thok
Main Villains: Dr. Robotnik Prime, Plankton & Skales
Story #1: Transcript
Frozen Face Off ! Race back to All Star Freedom HQ (Part 1)
(At the Lake)
(The Knothole Freedom Fighters & the All Star Freedom Fighters are dealing with a hot day in Mobius. To help his friends cool down, Sonic the Hedgehog goes out onto a lake and, using his super speed, splashes water onto the others. With his speed, he's able to stay on top of the water.)
Spongebob: (sighs) This is very refreshing, thank you.
Hakann: By the way, what is Sonic doing?
Sally: Sonic the Hedgehog is helping us to beat the heat by creating a cooling Jet Spray!
Thok: Thank you.
Vezok: Yeah thanks.
Sonic: With HYDRO-SONIC speed, I can race on the water's surface!...as long as I follow one simple rule!
Hakann: What are you talking about, I love the heat. Because I'm a fire type & I hate water!
Vezok: I heard that! And I don't hear the others complaining!
Thok: Uh oh.
Hakann: Why you little...! (about to fight Vezok)
Vezok: Oh yeah?! (about to fight Hakann back)
Spongebob: (goes in between Hakann & Vezok) Ok you two. Stop it.
Thok: That is enough.
Sonic: (notices a family of ducks swimming by) A family of ducks! (skids to a stop & drops into the lake with a splash)
Spongebob: Sonic? Are you ok?
Sonic: Like I was saying as long as I follow one simple rule...DON'T STOP!
Vezok: Sheesh. That's one way to keep cool.
Corroder: Nice splash.
Tails: Great idea, Sonic! We'll join you!
Meltdown: Sally? Would you like to join in too?
Sally: (starting to feel a chill & starts shivering) Not me! ...Brrrr! I suddendly feel a chill !
Thok: But for a Piraka of Ice, that feels nice.
Eddy: Hey! Who turned on the freezer?
Edd: I don't think it's the freezer
Ed: (notices a snow storm) Look!
STH Rotor: Hey! How did that snow cloud appear so suddendly?
Sally: This just isn't natural !
Hakann: Tell me about it.
Heather: Hello?! Where are our snow jackets?
Owen: I think I'm very chilly again.
Sally: (pulls out NICOLE) Nicole, what is the source of this storm?
NICOLE: The storm's source is an artificial environmental modulator...
Harold: The acronym for that machinery is "A.E.M.".
Boggy: Wait? Machinery? Artificial? It had to be...
Togera: Why do I have the feeling that it's not the Hypnobrai's territory in the snow?
Antoine: Fear not, Princess! It is ze middle of summer, so zis may be only ze brief summer shower...(suddendly got covered in snow by the blizzard)...or ze brief summer blizzard!
Hakann: Ooooh! That snow really burns me up!
Thok: And it's not fresh either. We have to stop him. If Robotnik is scheming, then Plankton can't be too far away.
Spongebob: Let's go use the sleds, we can go to Robotropolis, or else this becomes the new ice age.
Ezekiel: Uh, one question. Why do they call it the "Ice Age"?
Corroder: Because of all...(glares at Ezekiel)...THE ICE!
Ezekiel: Whoa, ok now I get it. Now that you mentioned it, I do feel a chill coming on.
(While on a hill outside of Robotropolis...)
(Dr. Robotnik Prime, Plankton, Snively & Skales are located in a large tower complex with a spherical transmitter on the top.)
Skales: (sighs) The cold air reminds me of the Hypnobrai tomb. Feels so much better.
Snively: It's working, Dr. Robotnik! The temperature has fallen to below zero...with the wind chill factor, of course!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: How perfectly excellent, Snively! That two week course in meteorology I took at night school is finally paying off!
Plankton: Tell me Robotnik Prime, why would you work on this machine you have there.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: A very good question, my dear partner. My weather annihilator will make everything on this part of Mobius so very, very cold! We will then use the Infrared detector to find any being with even the slightest hint of body heat!
Snively: Especially that cursed blue blighter Sonic!
Plankton: And those All Stars! Brilliant Idea, Doctor.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: I can hardly wait another second, Snively! Get out of little heh! Heh! Heh!...
Skales: "Get out our little" what?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: ...SLED!
(Soon...with the Heroes)
(They are walking through the snowstorm)
Spongebob & Patrick: (singing) And we race race race down the snow snow snow, And we race race race down the snow snow snow!
Hakann: Enough already!
Harold: That's alright. Sometimes singing can pass the time
Red Bird: Yeah. (shivering) it's so cold out here.
Big Brother Bird: Hm...
Thunder: Wait, which way is the way back to Knothole?
Geoff: I don't know dude. Why can't we find Knothole?
STH Rotor: The storm has made it impossible to find our way back to Knothole!
Mordecai & Rigby: Aw what?!
Astro Boy: (can't see) I'm sorry, but my vision is giving out on me!
Sally: We've got to find shelter soon or we'll all freeze to death!
Vezok: (shivering) W-w-w-well, w-w-w-what ab-b-b-bout Th-th-th-thok? He's the P-p-p-piraka of Ice! He can end-d-dur the Ice.
Thok: Don't worry, Hakann can use his fire resistance to melt the ice. Hakann & I can resist the snow.
Hakann: (the snow flakes that lands on Hakann begins melting on him, due to Hakann being a Fire Type Piraka)
Tyler: (shivering) Brrrrr!
Antoine: (notices Sonic & got scared) Eek! Ze princess is right! Already Sonic is turning blue!
Sonic: ! (notices Antoine got scared again) Antoine, you dweeb, I am blue!
Spongebob: And so are Rainbow Dash & Vezok.
Rainbow Dash: Oh yeah, my fur coat is blue.
Antoine: Oops! I am forgetting that! My brain must be getting ze frostbite!
Kitty: (annoyed) You mean "brain freeze"?
Dudley: There's brain freeze?
Kitty: (sighs in annoyence)
Sally: NICOLE, please tell us where the nearest cave is!
NICOLE: The...nearest...cave...is one...point...zero...zero...one nine...kilometers...south...west...
Reidak: What's wrong with NICOLE?
Sally: Poor NICOLE! Her circuits must be frozen!
Eddy: (notices Squidward is frozen solid in a block of ice) So is Squidward.
Spongebob: Wow, that's the 3rd time that happened to Squidward.
STH Rotor: So are mine...and I'm a walrus!
Duncan: Now you tell me!
Thok: We all must endur the cold.
Tails: Maybe the cave will have a hot tub!
Sonic: R-right now I'd settle for a w-warm handshake!
Hakann: Or even Hot Head's & my powers.
Hot Head: (easily endurs the cold because he's a fire type) (laughs) Very funny Hakann. You made it funny.
Hot Head: Well what do you know, I'm not the only one's who's on fire. Hakann is a great guy to me. We're both fire types & the Piraka say that Hakann's 100% Explosive & 0% Fuse. I don't know why, but I'll find out eventually.
(Minutes later...with the Villains)
(Robotnik Prime, Plankton, Skales and Snively, in their car-like 'sled', detect the heat signatures of the Freedom Fighters in the cave)
Plankton: Snively? Report the search.
Snively: Sir, the detector shows a group of warm-blooded beings in that cave ahead!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: That must be the Freedom Fighters! Detach the glaciator from our vehicle and follow me into the cave, Snively!
Skales: Hypnobrai, let us go hypnotise those All Stars into go as our slaves.
Plankton: It is the perfect time to test the new Jack-1 Bots, these new bots will show the P-Jack Bots how it's done.
(Inside the cave...)
(The Heroes are inside the cave, shivering, except Thok, Hakann & Hot Head)
Vezok: Man this cave is cold!
Spongebob: It's the closest one we got.
Sally: C-can you create some heat with your speed, Sonic?
Applejack: Cause Squidward needs to thaw
Sonic: I've g-got to defrost frist...but this c-cave is t-t-too cold!
Hank: Got anymore bright ideas on how to stop the cold?
Thumpback: Maybe Hakann & Hot Head can use the heat for warmth.
Spongebob: That would be a good idea.
Antoine: It's no use! We are all going to freeze!!
Duncan: (slaps Antoine) Calm down!
Tails: (notices a shadow figure) ?!!
???: (in the shadows) Not if you follow me!
Spongebob: Who are you?
Frozen Face Off ! Race back to All Star Freedom HQ (Part 2)
(Later)(Dr. Robotnik, Plankton, Skales, Snively, the Hypnobrai, a group of Swatbots & the all new Jack-1 Bots enter the cave. Snively takes out his infrared detector, but can no longer detect the Freedom Fighters.)
Plankton: What's your report now? Where are the Knothole & All Star Freedom Fighters?
Skales: There's no sign of the All Star Freedom Fighters
Snively: Sonic the Hedgehog and the Freedom Fighters are not here, sir! But the infra-red detector clearly showed...
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (angry) QUIET! You beak-nosed blunderer! Take the Swatbots and search the cave until you find them!
Plankton: Skales, you take the Hypnobrai & the Jack-1 Bots
Skales: As you wish, Master Plankton.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: No living creature could survive in this cold for long...not even in a cave!
(But at that moment, deep below the cave floor...)
(The All Star & Knothole Freedom Fighters, meanwhile, have followed the unknown creature to an area of the cave that is warm)
Hakann: (sighs) I feel so much better.
Vezok: So am I
Spongebob: So is Squidward.
Squidward: (had thawed out of the block of ice) (shivering) Finally, I'm out of the freezing cold!
Squidward: (still shivering) I can't believe I got frozen in a block of ice...again! I'm not a caveman!
Sally: Whoever you are, you've saved our lives!
STH Rotor: It's so warm down here, but how?
Hot Head: Yeah, how did you find this cave that is warm enough for all of us?
????: We control our own environment!
Thok & Antoine: "We"?
Antoine: And just who is zis "We"?
Spongebob: (notices some arctic mobians in the cave) I think we just found some more friends of his.
Arctic Fox: "We" are a small, peaceful group of Arctic Mobians! I'm Guntiver and these are my friends (points to a polar bear)...Augustus...(points to a female seal)...Sealia...(points to a female Ermine)...Erma...(points to the unknown figure which is actually a penguin)...and a penguin Flip!
Vezok: Please to meet you guys.
Thok: Yes, it's very pleased to meet you all.
Black Bird: Yes, very nice to meet you.
Sonic: But if you're from the Arctic, how did you end up here?
Ed: It's nice & toasty here.
Spongebob: Uh, care to explain?
Guntiver: We traveled South years ago to visit friends and family! Suddendly, Robotnik began his reign of terror, and so...to avoid capture we sought refuge here!
Augustus: Robotnik's sensors can't penetrate the walls of the cave at this level !
Thunder: Good thinking.
Bridgette: Yeah, that's good thinking.
Sally: But don't you need a cold climate in order to survive?
Guntiver: Yes! We had to sneak out at night and find some of Robotnik's discarded machinery!
Nitroblast: So what did you use the machinery for?
Guntiver:We used it to create...
Sonic: (suddendly starts running) No more snow! I can run again!
Donkey Kong: We're sorry, you we're saying?
Guntiver: An artifical Arctic Zone.
Sonic: (accidentally runs into a cold area of the cave, an artificially-created arctic environment for them to live in) WHA-?? (crashes into a machine)
Spongebob: Sonic? Are you ok?
Sonic: I'll never tell anyone to chill out again!
Thok: I see.
Guntiver: It seems we're all outcasts, Freedom Fighters!
Sonic: Speak for yourself, pal! I'm going back to the surface and kick some Robuttnik!
Spongebob: And let's not forget Plankton.
Sally: Get real! You'd be a frozen Sonic-cicle before you even got near him!
Twilight Sparkle: Ok, I think that's enough.
Sonic: Oh yeah? Well that's better than spending the rest of my life as a blue stalagmite!
Eddy: Stalagmite. Dude, another meaning for Large Icicle or Large Cave Rocks hanging from the ceiling.
Sally: (to Sonic) You are so stubborn!
Rainbow Dash: And so am I, for being Impaicent. But I now know that Bragging cause nothing but trouble.
Vezok: Mm hmm.
Guntiver: Wait! We are not skilled fighters, but we can help you adapt to the cold climate on the surface!
Flip: You could train in our Arctic Zone!
Thok: That would be the perfect time for training.
Spongebob: Yeah, that's a great idea.
Sally: That would at least give us a fighting chance against Robotnik!
Congar: And against Plankton.
Tails: ...and a chance to fight!
STH Rotor: Let's go for it !
HF Rotor: For the glory!
Sonic: Whoa! Hang on, Dudes!
Spongebob: Yes Sonic?
Hakann: What do you think we should do?
Sonic: ...we'll need more than long underwear to take on Robotnik & Plankton! Maybe we can make use of all that lovely snow!
Spongebob: Guys? Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
Owen: Cooked Lobster with tarter sauce?
Spongebob: Not exactly.
Dudley: Would that include the Mayo?
Kitty: (facepalms) Let's just go!
(A frigid evening, one week later, with the Villains)
Dr. Robotnik, Plankton, Snively & Skales: (in front of the Weather Annihilator)
Plankton: Sheesh, this place is getting even more cold by the minute.
Snively: Can't we please shut down the weather annihilator, Doctor Robotnik? The cold is becoming quite intolerable!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: No! Not until I first find the Freedom Fighters' Frozen Figures, Fively...uh, Snively!
Skales: Just forget it, it's been a whole week & there's no sign of them! This is hopeless!
Snively: But sir, it's been over a week since they vanished! Surely they would have attacked the tower by now if they could!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Perhaps you're right! This weather has affected my sound judgement...not to mention my sweet dispostion! Come, Snively, Plankton & Skales! I'll leave the Swatbots & Plankton's Jack-1 Bots to stand guard while we celebrate the...(As they go to walk into the tower, a huge snowball drops down and destroys a nearby SWATbot)...What's that?!!
Plankton: Who fired that snowball?
Skales: I have a feeling, I know.
(From nearby, the Knothole Freedom Fighters & the All Star Freedom Fighters, wearing winter gear, have set up a catapult.)
Congar, Kinecticlops, Togera, Preytor, Robo-47, Agamo, Ultra-V, Magmo, Tree Rex, Bouncer, Crusher, Swarm, Hot Head, Ninjini, Thumpback & Eye-Brawl: (making giant snowballs)
Antoine: You missed Robotnik, Princess, but you did get zze bull's-eye...I mean...ze bots-eye!
Eva: I don't care who hits who, I'm just gonna turn those Swatbots & those Jack bots into scrap metal !
Sally: Forget Robotnik! Let's aim higher and try to knock out that weather machine! It's our only hope!
Crusher: Reloading the giant snowballs, everyone!
Boggy B: Check. How's the reloading Tails?
Tails: (helping the War Monsters & the Giants reload the giant snowball) Ready to reload the catapult, Sally!
Twilight Sparkle: Check. You know what to do?
Sonic: Take your best shot, Sal, cause ready or not...I'M GOIN' IN!
Spongebob: Me too, I'm going for it!
Frozen Face Off! Race back to All Star Freedom HQ (Part 3)
(Back with the Villains)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Sonic the Hedgehog, Spongebob Squarepants and they're hateful horde are attacking us...after you said they wouldn't, imbecile! Plankton & I are going to turn up the weather annihilator to maximum and freeze them on the spot! (goes inside)
Plankton: Take care of them for us, Skales & Snively! DISTRACT THEM! (follows Robotnik Prime)
Snively: Oh, dear!
Skales: As you wish, Master Plankton.
Plankton: Master Plankton? I like the sound of that.
Skales: What's up with Robotnik, now?
Snively: ...He's angry! I must redeem myself in the eyes of Doctor Robotnik!
Skales: It's time for us to act.
(We see that the Snowstorm is getting worse & worse, because Robotnik & Plankton have turned up the weather annihilator up to maximum power)
Mordecai & Rigby: (screams)
Mordecai: This is crazy!
Hakann: What's going on?
Spongebob: The snow storm's getting stronger
Sally: The weather is getting worse! I can't see the machine, let alone hit it!
Thok: No wonder we kept missing the target.
Yellow Bird: Looks like we have to ditch the catapult.
Vezok: Oh ok then.
Sonic: Then it's time to attack it ourselves! Let's go!
Thok: Wait, you hear something?
Spongebob: No what?
Skales & Snively: (suddendly emerges from a pile of snow)
Snively: (holding a freeze ray) Sorry! You'll have to put your plans "On Ice", Freedom Fighters!
Twilight Sparkle: Skales!
Thok: Oh no.
Sonic & Spongebob: !!
Skales: That's right. (Snively fires the freeze Ray at the Knothole Freedom Fighters & the All Star Freedom Fighters) PEACE OUT!!!
Thok: (suddendly dodges out of the way)
(The All Star & Knothole Freedom Fighters, minus Thok, has their lower bodies frozen in a block of ice)
Antoine: Eek! We are encased in ze ice block!
Tyler: We gotta get outta here.
Tails: (tries to get out, but doesn't move an inch) Ugh! We can't move!
STH Rotor: We're trapped!
Pink Bird: Help!
Blue Bird: Now there's no way out !
Sonic: Will somebody please tell me something I don't know!
Thok: Don't worry everyone, back up will be on our way eventually
Ed: (his teeth is chattering) W-whatever you s-say, Thok.
Snively: How about this, Hedgehog...your days as a non-robot will soon be over!
Bouncer: Hey! I'm a robot & so are Ultra-V & Robo-47.
Skales: Whatever the case. Right now, your coming with us!
Thok: Not on my watch (tackles Skales
Skales: Gah! Snively, push the Freedom Fighters back to the Weather Annihilator so Robotnik Prime & Plankton shall roboticize them! I'll take care of the Piraka of Ice.
(THOK VS. SKALES)
Thok & Skales: (starts fighting each other)
Snively: (gets on the sled & starts driving it, pushing the block of ice with the Freedom Fighters inside) master Robotnik will be so pleased...he may even allow me the honor of roboticizing you all personally! Hee! Hee! Hee!
Spongebob: Somebody do something!
Sally: Not even you can save us now, Sonic!
Skales: (taken down Thok)
Eddy: Do something! Anything!
(Suddendly the sled suddendly stops)
Snively: That's strange! The vehicle isn't moving...(notices Augustus, holding onto the back of the sled, stopping from going anywhere)
Augustus: Let my friends go!
Snively: A P-P-POLAR BEAR! (aims his freeze ray at Augustus) I'll polar-ize you!
Duncan: Is it just me or does Snively's puns are worse than regular puns?
Spongebob: Oh yeah? Tell that to the others.
Guntiver: (suddendly appears, jumping at him) GRROWR!
Snively: A WOLF! (leaves the sled, being pursued by Guntiver)
Hakann: (uses his laser gun to melt the ice, freeing himself) Don't worry, I'll catch up with you later
Hot Head: (uses his fire type powers to melt the ice, freeing himself) Don't worry, I'll get you guys out in a giffi
Vezok: Please help me, I'm freezing fast.
Snively: Priority one! Swatbots Swatbots!
Skales: Jack-1 Bots, move out! Stop that wolf!
Swatbots & Jack-1 Bots: (arrives, charging at Guntiver)
Thok: Hold on! (punches Skales & gets up)
Hakann: (frees Vezok & Spongebob from the block of ice)
Spongebob: Thanks. Now let's get them!
Hot Head: Right !
Skales: Hypnobrai ! Stop them!
(The Hypnobrai emerges from the snow & then charges at the Heroes)
Spongebob: (spindashes at the Jack-1 Bots)
Hot Head: Alright Pinkie Pie, your next (frees Pinkie Pie from the ice, by using fire)
Pinkie Pie: Thank you Hot Head!
Hot Head: Your welcome, now you go help the others while I free the others.
Pinkie Pie: Okie dokie lokie.
Hakann, Vezok & Thok: (attacks at the Hypnobrai)
Flip: (notices that Gunviter is in danger & then uses his feet to ice skate around the Swatbots, making the Swatbots slip & fall) Be careful on the ice, bots!
Swatbots & the Hypnobrai: !
Pinkie Pie: (wearing Ice skates, skating around the Hypnobrai) Wheeee!!!
Hypnobrai: (suddendly starts slipping) Whoooooahh! (falls on the icy ground)
Skales: What the?!
Flip: Tsk! Tsk! A pair of slippers!
Noah: (amazed, shocked & disbelief) Whoa.
Harold: Am I the only one who had done figure skating?
Dudley: Wow, how did you do that?
Pinkie Pie: Thanks Dudley, I've been doing this since I was an itty-bitty little-wittle Twinkie-Pinkie.
Kitty: Figures. Now get us outta here! My tail is freezing cold!
(Meanwhile, Erma and Sealia attempt to separate the group with saws)
Sally: Don't worry about the rest of us, Erma! Just free Sonic!
Vezok: And fast
Hakann: And quick.
Sonic: There's no time for that, Sal...just load me the way I am into the catapult!
Augustus: ?! (picks up Sonic)
Hot Head: Got it, be careful! (helps Augustus load Sonic onto the catapult)
Augustus: You're all set, Sonic, but...
Sonic: Cool ! Now point me toward the top of the tower! Ready...(Spongebob hops onto the Catapult)...aim...FIRE!
Hakann & Vezok: Yeah! (activates the catapult, launching Sonic & Spongebob at the Weather Annihilator!
Plankton: Our plan is working perfectly
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Today's forcast...snow, ice and chilling winds...with a chance of frozen hedgehog! Eeeahahahohoho...
Sonic: ICY you, Robotnik!
Spongebob: Hey Plankton!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: OH NO!
Sonic: Gimme a BREAK, Doc...(breaks free from the ice, after making an impact with Robotnik Prime) ...OOF, thanks!
Spongebob: (spindashes at Plankton)
Sonic: (standing on top of Robotnik Prime's belly) Sorry I have to bust your little snow-maker, but in case you haven't heard...(jumps off of Robotnik's stomach to the top of the weather annihilator, destroying it with a spindash) The COLD WAR is OVER!
Spongebob: And we're outta here!
(With the annihilator destroyed, the weather on Mobius returns to normal.)
Hakann: (captured Skales) Oh beautiful hot sunny day, how I missed you.
Vezok: I feel much better & look.
(The Giant Ice Block that holds the Knothole & All Star Freedom Fighters begins to melt, freeing them in the process)
Squidward: Finally! I'm out of the cold. Remind me not to freeze me again.
Black Bird: (chuckles) Don't worry, we will remind you.
Skales: (groans) Oh great.
(Later, as the sun shines once again over the Great Forest...)
(Gunviter, Flip, Augustus, Sealia & Erma are in Robotnik's Sled)
Gunviter: This vehicle will enable us to return to the arctic! But this time if we encounter danger...we'll have the courage to face it...
Augustus: ...thanks to the example set by you and the Freedom Fighters, Sonic!
Sonic: Be cool, guys!
Thok: And stay cool, everyone!
Gunviter: Farewell !
(The Arctic Mobians drives their sled back to the Arctic)
Spongebob: Farewell ! So what should we do now?
Sonic: (picks up the left over snow & creates a snowball) Hey, dudes! As long as there's still snow on the ground, let's have a snowball fight!
Spongebob: Oh boy! Snowball fight!
Thok: Yes indeed. Guys, would you like to play too?
Sally, STH Rotor & Antoine: !
Hakann: No! No more snow! GET HIM!
(Everyone begins to throw snowballs at Sonic, Spongebob, Patrick & Thok, as the four make a run for it)
Sonic: Okay! You've had enough snow!
Thok: Guess we're getting the ice age from our pals.
Patrick: Can't we talk about this or whatever this is you we're doing?