This is the 9th Episode of Archie Sonic the Hedgehog: Crossover
Main All Star Heroes: Spongebob, Bouncer & Harold
Main Villains: Dr. Robotnik & Plankton
Story #1: Transcript
Attacks All Folks (Part 1)
(In Robotnik's HQ)
Plankton: (notices a Swatbot with Crabmeat in his hands) What do you want?
SWATbot: (holding Crabmeat) Sonic the Hedgehog comic books we're found in the possession of this crabmeat robot, oh flabby leader!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: WHAT?! You have broken one of Robotnik's rules! (points to rule #1: No reading) And you know what the penalty is...
Crabmeat: (gulps)
SWATbot: (chuckles) Oh boy! I love seeing other bots get punished!
Plankton: Ya think?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (goes up to the Spare parts separator, which is a metal shredder machine) A one-way trip to the spare parts separator!
Crabmeat: B-but, M-master! I did it for you!
SWATbot: Ha! A likely story!
Crabmeat: No--really!
Plankton: Well what is it?
Crabmeat: I thought, "What if Dr. Robotnik had super-powered robots to defeat Sonic and the Freedom Fighters?"
Plankton: And Spongebob and the All Stars?
Crabmeat: Haven't thought about that.
SWATbot: (giggles) Into the chopper with him!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Hmm...super-powered 'bots, eh? That would require lots of spare parts!
Crabmeat: Y-y-yessir!
Plankton: Alright, let's get to work.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Then I don't mind parting with you both! (puts Crabmeat & the SWATbot into the spare parts separator, grinding both bots into scrap metal)
SWATbot: Hey! What the--Oh no! I'm partly gone! (got shredded)
(A Few days later...)
Dr. Robotnik Prime & Plankton: (at the great forest)
SWATbot: (has it's movie camera ready)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (holding a piece of ribbon) Greetings! This is Ivo Robotnik coming to you in full color on RBV from the edge of the great forest! Today marks a milestone of Corruption!...
????: What do you say we skip the speech and cut to the chase? (appears to be Sonic)
Plankton: It's him!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Gadzooks! That voice it's...
Sonic: (zooms passes Robotnik)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (got pushed back) --Soneeyow! (falls to the ground)
Sonic: Not "Soneeeyow," Tubbo...Sonic!
(Then the All Star Freedom Fighters appears)
Spongebob: And the All Star Freedom Fighters have arrived!
Sonic: You really didn't I'd let you destroy the woods and build a toxic dump, did you?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: As a matter of fact...(turns on his flashlight & shines it up to the sky with a signal shaped like Robotnik's head) ...We knew you'd come here to stop us!
Plankton: Now Robotnik will signal him so he can put a stop to you!
Sonic: Him?
Spongebob: Who?
(Suddendly a a humanoid caped robot named "Botman" appears & it drops down from the sky)
Botman: BOTMAN! (lands)
Sonic: What-man?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: No...'Botman'!
Plankton: What? Are you kidding? You mean your trying to make badniks that are based on other comic superheroes?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: You got it.
Botman: And I'm here to kick your butt, man! (kicks Sonic aside)
Sonic: OUCH!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Ho ho ho!
Spongebob: (gasps as he noticed that Botman said the same thing from his bully in Boating School, "Flats")
Spongebob: How does that bot said the same thing when the bully named "Flats the Flounder". And I didn't say 2 words to the guy, I said 3. What am I gonna do?
Harold: Spongebob, look out!
Spongebob: (turns to see Botman up close) Huh?
Botman: (kicks Spongebob aside)
Spongebob: Ow! That hurt!
Bouncer: Are you alright?
Spongebob: Yeah, I'm ok!
Sonic: That does it! The kid gloves are off!
Dr. Robotnik: Never laid a glove on you!
Sonic: Comin' at you, X-Factory reject...at 250 miles per hour! (rushes at Botman at super speed, only to be reflected by the armor of its stomach) Oofah!
Botman: Let's see how fast you go in reverse!
Spongebob: Now!
(Then the All Stars tackles Botman from behind, pinning Botman to the ground, crushing Botman)
Plankton: (notices the lens cap on the camera) Huh?!
Hank: We got him!
(Suddendly Botman blows everyone away with powerful punches)
Spongebob: Ow!
Squidward: That had to hurt & it did.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: That's it-zoom in on Sonic as he quivers!...now pan over to me as I snicker!...
Plankton: What a ham...
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Dolly left and pull back to a wide shot with Botman, heldng an All Star up high!
SWATbot: (does all those panning on everyone starting from Sonic to Botman)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Slow fade to black! I like being a power hungry tyrant...but what I really want to do is Direct!
Spongebob: (suddendly awake) Direct this! (suddendly spindashes at Botman, secretly dismantling Botman from the inside)
Sonic: (suddendly awake, doing a Sonic Spin at Botman)
Plankton: What the barnicles?!
(the rest of the All Stars follows Spongebob & Sonic as he attacks Botman once more)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Egad! They're all playing possum!
Sonic: Okay, Beavis N' Bothead...let's see you handle a Sonic Spin!
Botman: Hope you brought your sleeping bag...it's going to be a longgg night!
Duncan: Yeah, for you that is.
(Sonic, Spongebob & the All Stars battled against Botman, secretly dismantling Botman's robot parts from the inside, causing a fight cloud to appear)
(When the fight cloud dissapears, we see that Botman triumph, standing over a down-and-out Sonic, with the All Star Freedom Fighters struggling on their feet)
Spongebob: (panting)
Dr. Robotnik: I trust all you freedom fighters are watching this live telecast...or perhaps Sonic's not so live anymore!
Plankton: Um, they're not watching your actions, only blackness, because of that (points to the camera which has the lens cap on)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: The camera's broken?!
Plankton: No, this. [takes off lens cap]
Dr. Robotnik Prime: What? Who put that lens cap there?
Patrick: Oh yeah, that was me!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (looks shocked) Gadzooks, Patrick! Did you just put that on?!
Patrick: Yup, because I didn't want you two to lose it, (puts the lens cap back on the camera)...so I put it there right before you started filming.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: [Goes insane like Spongebob did in a Spongebob Squarepants episode called "Mermaid Man & Barnicle Boy VI: The Motain Picture", lifts up piece of ground, and eats worms on bottom side.]
Ed, Edd & Eddy: Robotnik's gone mad!
B: (thinks about Robotnik's insane behavior & then shrugs)
Spongebob: This is our chance! Looks like a job for...(spins around, changing into his Super Sponge outfit) FRY BOY: Defender of the Krabby Patties!
All: Whao!
Bouncer: Alright!
Harold: That's what I'm talking about!
Spongebob: It's time to fight against Robotnik & Plankton...FOR JUSTICE!!!
Attacks All Folks (Part 2)
Plankton: Well, at least it can't get any worse.
Crabmeat: Hold on a second, oh oval one...what's this pile of robot parts doing over here?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Hmm...these are the components I used to build 'Botman!
Plankton: What?
Crabmeat: It's as if he'd been gutted!
???: You got it! (pushes Botman, causing Botman to topples over & break apart) (appears to be Sonic, who had played possum once again to trick Robotnik once more & the one pushed Botman)
Eddy: Gotcha!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Sonic is alive and well!
Crabmeat: And 'Botman is an empty shell !
Sonic: Exactly! Faster than the eye could see, Spongebob & I took him apart and then I posed his husk just to drive you bonkers!
Spongebob: And thanks to Patrick putting the lens cap on right before you started filming, you've gone even more bonkers!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (snorts) Why you (pants) Light blue (wheezes) Impromptu--whoof...
Sonic: Admit it, motor mouth...your super bot was a super bust.
Ezekiel: And please clean your nostrils eh? It really stinks, yo.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: HA! I'm not done yet! I have all of Crabmeat's comic books to inspire me!
Spongebob: Uh-oh!
Sonic: That could mean trouble!
Crabmeat: Especially if he bends the covers!
Bouncer: I bet if we all took down each robot that you through with us.
Plankton: Deal.
Spongebob: Alright, we're ready!
Harold: (notices a truck backing up, driving by a SWATbot) Gosh! Look!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Yes! I've already ordered a second super-powered 'Bot from the factory... bring him!
Crabmeat: Um...excuse me, your flabbiness!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (ignors Crabmeat) You'll marvel at how vicious this one is, Hedgehog! (holding a comic book)
SWATbot: Stand back! (opens the truck from the back)
Crabmeat: Uh, master...
Sonic: Yipe!
All Stars: (notices the super bot coming out of the truck's trunk, offscreen) (tries their best not to laugh, but fails, except the Giants who know that it's not funny)
Plankton: What's so funny?
Crabmeat: It sees there's been a slight communications glitch! Instead of sending a wolverine bot...they sent a Wolvurkel 'Bot!
Wolvurkel Bot: (appears from the truck) (singing) Huh--huh--(snorks)
Plankton: You've sent that?!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Oh no!
Sonic: HAW! (laughing)
Duncan: Look of the size of the bot's glasses. They're huge. Not even more geekier than Harold's
Harold: Hey!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (stomping on Crabmeat) Another Robotnik rule broken...No Laughing!
Spongebob: We'll leave this bot for now. He won't do any harm.
Sonic: (notices something familliar about the Wolvurkel Bot) Hmmm...your voice sounds familiar!
Noah: Although aparently that robot named Wolvurkel Bot did sound like the Classic Sonic from the 1991 original game of the Sonic the Hedgehog 1 & if I know better that could be his Classic voice.
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (Looking through the comic books) BAH! This isn't helping my image!...Hmm...Image...aha! Just the superhero I need! (summons Spawnmover which it's a giant humanoid lawnmower, cutting down the great forest) Behold, Sonic & All Stars...my ultimate new wave bot...the awesome SPAWNMOWER!
Sonic & All Stars: (notices the size of Spawnmower)
Sonic: Holy toddledo! He's cutting down the great forest!
Spongebob: Come on, let's go!
Bouncer: Yeah! We've got to stop the Spawnmower!
Sonic: Luckily, he stops every few panels to strike a pin-up pose!
All Star Freedom Fighters: (distracting Spawnmower)
Sonic: That gives me just enough time to yank the spark plug wire! (pulls the spark plug off of Spawnmower, causing the machine to shut down)
Plankton: He made the machine stall !
Dr. Robotnik Prime: I hate that hedgehog!
Crabmeat: (notices Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters pushing the Spawnmower) Now what's he up to?
Spongebob: What else?...We've got to push thing off the nearest convenient cliff !
Owen: This thing is really heavy. But we can do this !
(Spongebob & the All Star Freedom Fighters pushes Spawnmover off the cliff)
Spongebob: Bye bye, Spawnmover!
Sonic: This character's really over the edge!
Bouncer: Give us all you've got.
(Montage begins)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: I'm not finished sending mechanical super heroes at you yet, Sonic & All Stars! Here comes: MAGBOT-- "Freedom Fighter Fighter!"
Magbot: (appears & snarls)
Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters: (battles against Magbot & wins)
Sonic: A valiant try, but no go, robo!
Thumpback: Yeah, and I don't think it stand a chance against my anchor! (holds up his Anchor)
Spongebob: Who's next?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Harumph! From the golden age, I revive: CAPTAIN MARBOT!
Captain Marbot: (appears) Shazham!
Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters: (battles against Captain Marbot & wins)
Sonic: My favorite Snack! Chili dogs with big red cheese!
Owen: Mmmm, Chili Dogs!
Patrick: Mmm, Big red cheese!
Spongebob: Any more bots?
Dr. Robotnik Prime: (getting bored) (sighs) Behold my final one: MIGHTY BOT!
Mighty Bot: (appears) (sings) Here I come to spoil the day!
Sonic & the All Star Freedom Fighters: (battles against Mighty Bot & wins)
LeShawna: More like we're gonna seize the YOU! You had this coming for this season!
Sonic: That was one tough mouse! I just barely squeaked by!
(End of Montage)
Boggy B: I have to admit, those super bots are strong, but they're no match for the All Stars, Sonic & my Bazooka! (holds up his Bazooka)
(We see Sonic & the All Stars stands on top of a huge pile of robotic parts)
Sonic: You're through, Robotnik! Look at this Huge stack of Rubble! We smashed everyone of your Super Bots! Now for YOU!
Plankton: Oh no, not again!
Dr. Robotnik Prime: No--don't ! Mercy!!
Sonic: I didn't know you spoke French...(suddendly slips on Oil) WHOOOP! (falls down) Oof! Ow! Umf!
Spongebob: Sonic! (he & the All Stars goes down the pile carefully)
Dr. Robotnik Prime: Ho ho ho! Sonic slipped on some oil that leaked from a broken bot! I can escape...(hops onto Crabmeat) Hiyo Crabmeat!!! (grabs a whip & whips at Crabmeat, getting him to carry Robotnik back)
Crabmeat: Oi.
Plankton: (sighs) We'll be back, but this time I will not go easy on you! (runs off)
Cody: Sonic, are you ok?
Sonic: (groans) (holding a story book) I forgot the golden rule of super hero stories...
Reidak: And what's that?
Sonic: The bad guy always gets away at the end!
Spongebob: We'll get them next time.
Harold: Yeah!
Bouncer: We'll be ready!
(Later, back in Knothole Village...)
(They're at the table)
Sally: We salute your supe effort, Sonic! You too All Star Freedom Fighters!
Sonic: Shucks...t'weren't nothin'!
STH Rotor: Nothin'? All those inside jakes are bound to make this story highly collectible!
Spongebob: Anyways, it's time to get some rest.
Rarity: I do believe your right, I really love some beauty sleep.
Tails: Don't bag us up yet! This issue isn't over yet!
Jo: What did you say?
The End