This is the 19th Episode of Sonic X: Crossover Season 2
Champion Prize Fight[]
(In Eggman's hangar, Plankton and Eggman were working on a new machine)
Plankton: Make yourselves useful, you dolts we're running out of supplies. (Throws down a shopping list to Decoe & Bocoe)
Bocoe: What's this?
Decoe: A shopping list? "3 tons of XL nails, 5,000 cans spit and sparkle barnish." When you buy supplies, you do not mess around.
Bocoe: But how do we get that all back from the store?
Dr. Eggman: With a great degree of difficulty.
Plankton: Now hunt down that hardware store or else!
Decoe: Yes sirs!
Becoe: Aye, aye.
(To the scene where Cream, Vanilla, Cheese, SpongeBob, Patrick, the Spikels and Dixie where picking flowers)
Scorpi: (purrs as he snuggles with the flowers)
Spongebob & Patrick: La la, la la la. La la, la la la. La la, la la la. La la la la la.
Cream: We'll all have necklaces, now mama.
Cheese: Chao.
(Emerl then walks up to them and gives Cream a bunch of flowers)
Cream: Wow. Are these for me Emerl? Their lovely, thank you so much. Aren't they beautiful, mama?
Vanilla: They certainly are, Cream.
Amy: (In thought: I wish Sonic would do that for me.) (She then hears a fly and tries to kill it)
Mr. Tanaka: Ms. Amy, please don't swing that hammer.
Amy: (Watches the bug fly away) I almost had it. But thanks to you he got away.
Mr. Tanaka: I beg your pardon, but you could have smash the fly and the windows.
Amy: I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. I just don't know what's wrong with me Mr. Tanaka. Seems like I can't get anything I want, especially Sonic.
Ella: My chocolate peanut butter pie, it's hot from the oven.
Mr. Tanaka: Do not worry so, Ms. Amy. Try to cheer up, things will get better when you know it. Just as the clouds pass, the sun comes shining from your window.
Amy: I hope your right, I won't think about him anymore.
(Amy then sees Sonic)
Squidward: (groans) Here we go again.
(The theme song plays)
(We can see the birds eye view of the president visiting a stadium of some sort.)
Scarlet Garcia: Yesterday SSTV news reported that the noctourist Dr. Eggman & Plankton had escaped from jail along with their 2 mechanical henchmen.
(Now we see Plankton Dr. Eggman, Decoe & Bocoe are seen in a Wanted Poster.)
Scarlet Garcia: Officials now believe that Eggman, Plankton & their robots are hiding underground, plotting their next assault..In an effort to under mine the plot, the President has formulated a plan that would involve Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge the Bat & Spongebob & the Crossover Gang. While information is sketchy, it appears some sort of tournament is in the works. Luckily, I've been granted an exclusive interview with the participarts to talk about this exciting delvelopment
(When they open the door, we can see that Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge the Bat & the Crossover Gang are actually not excited about this, even Slumbo is sleeping on a table.)
Vezok: Yes?
Avak: What do you want?
Scarlet Garcia: Uh, well it doesn't appear that Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge or the Crossover Gang are as excited this competetion as one might excepted to be. Maybe once we begin our interview, they'll tell us why they're so glum.
President: (enters inside) Spread out! Well Topaz, are they in or out?
Topaz: (salutes) Well sir, they...
Sonic: I don't know about this plan of yours.
Edd: I'm sorry, but we can't participate in this tournament.
Knuckles: This tournament idea sounds a little screwy.
Mordecai: Yeah, dude. hosting a tournament to bring Eggman & Plankton out of hiding?
Rigby: That was the weirdest plan we have ever heard.
Heather: And besides, we don't have time for any more competetions
Gwen: Heather, why don't you do us a favour & vote yourself off.
Heather: Hope you don't have many wrinkles while your mad. Oops too late.
Gwen: (pushes Heather off the chair)
Heather: Aah! (falls down on the floor)
Duncan: (to Gwen & Heather) It's nice to see you two getting along. Gives me the warm fuzzies.
Heather: In your dreams. (gets up)
Spongebob: Sorry, but we're not interested. Thank you for asking though.
Eddy: Try next wednesday for all I care.
President: How about you?
Rouge: I might consider helping you out. But if do, it's gonna cost you.
President: What exactly does that mean?
Rouge: Well, I do have a weakness for jewels.
Applejack: I'm still keeping mah eye on you, Rouge.
Pinkie Pie: Still? After what happen last time when you & Rouge met?
Applejack: I thought y'all agreed never to speak of it, evah again.
Cranky Kong: Why don't you try something valuable with the right bait?
Flapjack: Like Candy?
Owen: Did someone say candy?
Cranky Kong: Not that kind of bait. (takes a sip of banana tea)
President: I'll tell you what. If you all agree to battle in our tournament. We'll offer the grand prize to the winner.
Flain: Grand Prize?
Shuff: What grand prize would that be?
President: Whoever wins the competiton gets... the Crystal Coconut!
(The gang seems very concern about the grand prize, however the Kongs are in shock to hear that)
Cranky Kong: Blustering Baboons! The Crystal Coconut?! It's here?!
Donkey Kong: As in, right here, right now?!
Spongebob: What's the matter, are you ok?
Knuckles: Why would you waste your time on a coconut?
Diddy Kong: It's not just any coconut, it's the Crystal Coconut.
Cranky Kong: It's a magical, mysterious & very powerful item. It's the 8 1/2 wonder of our jungle world! It's a fortune-teller! A teleporter! A power supplier and a wish fulfiller! In other words… whoever's got the coconut rules!
Donkey Kong: And King K.Rool will do anything to get his scaly hands on it!
Xplode: King K.Rool?
Corroder: Whoever he was, it's a can of worms I don't wanna see open.
Donkey Kong: So you can just count me out.
Rouge: Ah, could it be Gloomy Gus other here's too chicken? I bet he's afraid I might beat em.
Donkey Kong: LISTEN! I ain't afraid of NO ONE! I once took on the deadly Ghastly King myself! Got that?!
Scarlet Garcia: It's too bad, it would have been such an excited tournament.
President: Oh well, if he really doesn't want to prove himself there's no use forcing him to.
Topaz: I suppose not Mr. President.
Scarlet Garcia: Our viewers will be so disappointed, especially the million rapid cheering Donkey Kong fans out there.
Topaz: Here to just want to glams at their jungle hero.
(DK then growls with rage)
Rouge: You don't want them to think your a big scardey cat, do ya?
President: This will be the perfect way to prove just how tough you are, unless of course you're secretly a sniveling coward.
(DK pounds his chest and roars in anger)
Geoff: I think they pushed him over the edge!
Owen: (gulps) I think your right.
Donkey Kong: THAT'S IT!!! NO ONE CALLS ME A COWARD AND GETS AWAY WITH IT! I'll enter the competition and win the Crystal Coconut!
Rouge: That was easy.
Sonic: Man, talk about being a first class sucker.
Topaz: I can't believe he bought all that flattery.
Rouge: He's an ape brain.
Seismo: We are in!
(Meanwhile in a mysterious cave a kremling king named: King K.Rool was painting a picture of Krusha)
King K.Rool
King K.Rool: Don't move! You're distracting my view!
Krusha: I've got a scratch.
King K.Rool: Not until I finish my masterpiece! Genius cannot be rushed.
Klump: Mail Call Sire! (Rams into K.Rool causing him to mess up the painting)
King K.Rool: AAAAAAAHH! It's ruined! All my hard work is ruined! I'll clobber you! I'll... Actually it's better, well, never mind. Now what is it, Klump?!
Klump: An invitation to a competition, your paint by number ness. It appear to be written in some military code sir.
(K.Rool flips the invitation right side up.)
Klump: You distal it sire. Ahem "To all competitors, the president has stated that Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge the Bat and the Crossover gang have decided to compete in the martial arts tournament.
King K.Rool: It can't be.
Klump: "Do you have what it takes to be the best of the best? If you do, sign up today. Tell all your friends to tell all their friends. The winner of the tournament gets.. The Crystal Coconut?!"
King K.Rool: The Crystal Coconut? Yes, yes. This could be it!
Krusha: This could be what?
King K.Rool: The tournament! You brainless buffoon! I shall sign up and when I win, I'll have the Crystal Coconut! (Laughs)
(Somewhere in a dark lair.)
Nidhiki: (sharpens his claws)
Krekka: (comes in with a letter) Nidhiki, there's an invitation.
Nidhiki: Invitation? To what?
Krekka: To a martial arts tournament that will give out the grand prize to the winner.
Nidhikii: Which is?
Krekka: The Crystal Coconut.
Nidhiki: The Crystal Coconut? Maybe it's worth something valuable after all. Krekka, it's time that we sign up.
Krekka: Yes Nidhiki.
Vezon & Fennrahk: (has heard them)
Vezon: Tournament to win the Crystal Coconut? That coconut really does have it's special abilities. Fenrahk., I'm going to sign up for the tournament. Don't damage anything while I'm gone.
Fenrahk: (roars in agreement)
Teridax: (in the shadows) A tournament for a crystal coconut. I have heard legends about it. He who has the Crystal Coconut shall rule all. Prehaps it is about time I show the world what I am capable of & Emerl, it's time that one day you will discover your true purpose before being disabled. (laughs evily)
(At a robotic base of Von Nebula, Fire Lord, Witch Doctor, Black Phantom & the Legion of Darkness)
Von Nebula, Fire Lord, Witch Doctor & Black Phantom: (reading the note & they are interested)
Witch Doctor: The Crystal Coconut has untold power & he who has the Crystal Coconut shall rule all.
Fire Lord: It is perfect. We'll get back those heroes who have imprisoned us.
Black Phantom: (to the Legion of Darkness) Alright, listen up. There's a tournament coming up! And we will all train our robot parts so we can be ready for the tournament. We will enter it & make our way all the way to the Grand Final & win that Crystal Coconut.
Von Nebula: As fortold, he who has power to the Crystal Coconut shall rule all. Who will join us in the tournament?
Toxic Reapa, Jawblade, Splitface, Thornraxx, Voltix, XT4, Core Hunter & Speeda Demon: (was impressed & we're eager to join in)
Black Phantom: Sounds like all of us are entering the tournament. And we've got plenty of time.
(With the Kankers)
Lee, Marie & May: (doing the laundry)
Mail Man: Delivery. (gives an invitation to the Kankers)
Lee: Hey, what's this? (reads the invitation)
Marie: What does it say?
Lee: A tournament that Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge & the Crossover Gang that has entered. And that means.
May: The Eds have entered as well!
Lee: Aren't they adorable, trying to be all tough like that?
Marie: It says here that the Crystal Coconut is the Grand Prize for the winner of the tournament.
Lee: It's the perfect chance to test our strength & prove our love to the Eds. Pack our exercise equipment, we're gonna need'em!
(With the Nixels)
Nixel: (holding a poster, coming up towards Major Nixel) Nix nix nix nix nix nix nix nix nix!
Major Nixel: What is it? Can't you see I'm busy training my Nixels for our next fight against those heroes like Sonic, his friends, Tails, Amy, Chris, Knuckles & the Crossover Gang? Especially those Mixels!
Nixel: (gives Major Nixel a poster)
Major Nixel: What's this? (reads the poster & laughs evily, as he spots the Crystal Coconut) Yes! That grand prize is perfect! It will show just how tough us Nixels are! Alright Nixels, new mission! If we're gonna show the entire world called Earth, just how tough the Nixels are, then we must win the tournament & the Grand Prize. Now let's enter... that tournament! Forward march!
Major Nixel & the Nixel Swarm: (begins marching)
Major Nixel: Hut, 2, 3, 4! Hut, 2, 3, 4! (in thought: Now it's time I show those humans that I am the toughest out of all of the Nixels!)
(With Plankton)
(Plankton is seen reading a poster, which it's lying on the floor, while Eggman is hammering a nail, but hammered his own thumb by mistake.)
Dr. Eggman: DAH! (Blowing air at his thumb, to cool down the pain in his thumb)
Plankton: What's wrong now?
Dr. Eggman: Thanks to you not helping about & those lawtering lay-abouts, my thumb is as flat as a flapjack!
Plankton: (noticing Sonic, Knuckles, Rouge & the Crossover Gang on the poster) Speaking of Flapjack.
(Plankton begins to read the poster about the competition & gets an idea on how to win the Crystal Coconut)
Plankton: I'll be right back. (Goes into the lab, chuckling evilly)
Dr. Eggman: How dare you & those two slowpokes keep me waiting!
(However, Eggman never realised that Plankton is exiting while carrying a secret briefcase, outside)
(Scene cuts to the stadium)
President: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the first annual Crystal Coconut martial arts match off! Today's participants will be competing for this authentic CRYSTAL COCONUT!!!
Crossover Gang: (getting ready for the tournament with Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy & Rouge.)
Decoe & Bocoe: (looking at the competition brackets)
Decoe: Looks like a picture of my insides.
Krekka, Nidhiki, Vezon, Legion of Darkness, the Kanker Sisters & Major Nixel, Muscle Nixel & the Nixel Swarm: (getting ready as well for the tournament)
Von Nebula, Fire Lord, Witch Doctor, Black Phantom & Teridax: (is determined)
Eddy: Boy, talk about competetion.
Spongebob: Yeah, especially we don't know who we're up against.
Harold: Don't worry, I've been practicing my kung fu fighting skills back at Ninja Camp.
Duncan: Let's see if your kung fu fighting skills can survive through competiton.
Harold: We'll see, Duncan. We'll see.
Vezok: (looking at the competitors) Man, there are loads of competitors, I don't know who I'm facing in the 1st round.
Edd: This is becoming to be very complicated.
Donkey Kong: (looking around, making sure King K.Rool isn't around)
Xplode: DK, what's wrong now? Your more determined out of the rest of us.
Donkey Kong: I'm not gonna let anyone know that I'm a big chicken, I'm a rough & tough Kong from Kongo Bongo Island! And besides, I'm making sure that King K.Rool doesn't try any tricks on us!
(To the scene where King K.Rool was arguing with Scarlet)
King K.Rool: WHY NOT!?!?!
Scarlet Garcia: I just told you, you arrived a little late.
King K.Rool: GRRR! FINE! Kritters! Klaptrap weapons at the ready!
(The Kritter Soldiers ready their Klaptrap guns not noticing they were aiming at K.Rool)
King K.Rool: Not me, you idiots! At Scarlet!
(The Kritter Soldiers then fire at Scarlet who dodges the Klaptraps)
King K.Rool: I guess we'll have to go to Plan B: Stealing the Coconut.
Klump: But, uhh.. how do we get the coconut without getting caught.
King K.Rool: You gutless gecko! You wouldn't know a good plan if it hit you in the head!
Klump: Would to. If it hit me in the head.
(K.Rool throws a rock at Klump)
(Back in the stadium)
Scarlet Garcia: The atmosphere in the stadium is absolutely electric and roomer has that a special surprise is about to start of this martial arts challenge.
Woman: This is a bad idea.
President: I may have a punch, but I still got a punch.
Scarlet Garcia: The crowd is cheering for today's master of ceremonies. The owner of Diamond Stadium: Elmer Johnson. Let's listen as he introduces our first 2 competitors.
Elmer Johnson: In this corner: The President! And his opponent in black armor, The Black Knight!
Woman: Are you sure want to do this Mr. President?
President: No.
Scarlet Garcia: Let the match-up begin! (rings the bell)
(The President then throws rapid punches but the Black Knight didn't feel anything then the Black Knight then prepares to destroy the President)
Woman: Oh no!
(The Woman then throws a towel on the President)
Elmer Johnson: The Black Knight will move on the second round!
Scarlet Garcia: The President's aid just threw in the towel.
President: Why'd you do that?!
Woman: I think you had more power lunches then power punches.
Scarlet Garcia: The second match is the future ruler of Kongo Bongo Island, Donkey Kong against Reidak. (rings the bell)
(Donkey Kong & Reidak are seen in the ring)
Reidak: Let's get it on, Monkey boy!
Donkey Kong: This will be your biggest regret yet. (charges at Reidak, who he charges back at the Kong) Banana Slamma!
(DK & Reidak are punching each other in the face and belly until they're both pushed back from each other)
Reidak: Guess your punches aren't enough.
(Suddenly, Reidak is punched in the belly hard as Donkey Kong throws rapid punches at Reidak and finishes him off with a strong uppercut.)
Donkey Kong: You were saying?
(Reidak groans in annoyance)
Scarlet Garcia: Ouch, Donkey Kong gave Reidak a major Kong sized beatdown. Looks likes he's moving on.
Donkey Kong: Don't you worry, Crystal Coconut. Your winner is coming for you. (Goes to the back)
Reidak: (dizzy) North to Alaska, here I go... (Being carried by the rest of the Piraka)
Scarlet Garcia: The next match shall be exciting with Cranky Kong and Mung Daal up. (Rings the bell)
"More Coming Soon"
Scarlet Garcia: Now let's move on to our next excited match up. (rings the bell)
(The next match is now between Dixie Kong and May Kanker)
May: I thought monkeys don't wear make up. (Laughs)
Dixie Kong: (Uses her pony tail to squeeze May like a lemon) Well this monkey does!
(Dixie Kong then lifts May and throws her to the ground knocking her out)
Elmer Johnson: Dixie Kong shall move on the next round!
Marie: (as Lee seethes in anger) Nice going May! (bonks May on the head)
Scarlet Garcia: The next match up should be an exciting one. (rings the bell)
(We now see Amy and Plankton in the arena)
Amy: This will be too easy.
Plankton: Oh, did I forget to mention I was going to cheat? I've got some of my muscle mutation formula to even the odds. (Drinks the muscle mutation formula) Yuck! oh, taste like barf. Hmmm, maybe I should.... (Grows into a very strong fighting monster and roars)
Scarlet Garcia: Looks like Plankton just gave away his secret.
(Plankton then charges at Amy who dodges him Plankton then jumps in the air)
Plankton: Peek-a-boo! Here comes the PAIN! (Belly flops on Amy crushing her) YEAH!!!
(The crowd then gasps)
Scarlet Garcia: Plankton just flatten Amy like a pancake.
Plankton: YES! VICTORY IS... Huh? EEYOW!!
Amy: (Holding a pin) I think he's got the point. (Laughs)
(Plankton then shrinks back to his normal size)
Plankton: Well, uh... No hard feelings?
Amy: Yeah, no hard feelings. (Lifts her foot up)
Plankton: No, no, no, no NOT THE FACE!
(Amy then stomps on Plankton)
Plankton: Ouch!
Elmer Johnson: Amy Rose will be moving on to the next round!
Scarlet Garcia: Let's get this next match-up started, shall we? (rings the bell)
(We now see Chris & Danny in the arena)
Danny: Look out!
Scarlet Garcia: It looks one of the classmates is ready to rumble.
Chris: (lowers his head)
Danny: Huh? Chris, what's the matter?
Chris: I'm sorry, I don't wanna fight.
Danny: Yeah, but Chris, we could win that Crystal Coconut.
Chris: (tears up) I don't wanna get hurt.
Danny: (goes to the far side arena, feeling nervous) Take it easy! We won't fight, ok? I won't touch you. See? I'm not even near you.
Chirs: Perfect. (suddenly ambushes Danny, tackling him to the ground) Gotcha!
Danny: That's not fair! That's fighting dirty!
Chris: Who cares? It worked, didn't it? (chuckles)
Scarlet Garcia: From fears to cheers in seconds flash, Young Christopher Thorndyke wins the match
Spongebob: (as Chris heads backstage) Why would Chris do that?
Kraw: (turns to Duncan) Duncan.
Duncan: Guilty as charged.
Courtney: You taught Chris how to fight dirty for once?
Duncan: He just wanted to see how he feels about being bad.
Spongebob: Say, I'm on next.
Patrick: Who are you up against, Spongebob?
Chuck: (arrives in his special robe) That would be me. Nice work Chris.
Chris: Hi grandpa. Hey, what's with that bathrobe?
Flain: Yeah, your up against Spongebob?
Chuck: You know it. (removes his robe, revealing that he is wearing his wrestling costume) Back in my day, I was known as Thorndyke the Throttler! (does his warm up, but gets a warm up injury)
Crossover Gang: Ohhh...!
Chris: Grandpa, what's wrong?
(The ambulance came by & takes Chuck Thorndyke to the hospital)
Scarlet Garcia: Professor Thorndyke is been forced to withdraw from competition due to a warm up injury. Therefore, the winner by forfeit is SpongeBob SquarePants.
Spongebob: (had his arm raised by Elmer Johnson) Okay? (Goes to the back) That was weird.
Patrick: You made it Spongebob.
Eddy: Man, are you lucky or what?
Edd: (starts thinking) Hmm...
Decoe: (wearing his white judo clothes) SpongeBob won! He certainly is a lucky fellow isn't he?
Bocoe: (also wearing his white clothes, same as Decoe) His pants are indeed square, as this sponge is Bob. Wish me luck Decoe, I battle next. (Goes to the ring)
Decoe: Hey, so do I. (Follows Bocoe)
(But they soon realised, that Decoe & Bocoe are battling each other next & bow as they are ready for combat.)
Decoe: I will not hold back!
Bocoe: Neither will I!
(Decoe & Bocoe begins attacking & throwing & pushing each other down judo style, not knowing the police have arrived, surounding the ring.)
Police Officer: Freeze! Your under arrest! Surrender, you can't escape! We've got you surrounded!
Bocoe: We're in trouble!
Decoe: (as he & Bocoe makes a run, escaping the stadium) Quick! Run for it!
Police Officer: Get'em!
(The police begins to chase after Decoe & Bocoe outside the stadium.)
Scarlet Garcia: Now for the next match is Squidward Tentacles versus our favorite flying fox: Tails. (rings the bell)
(Tails is seen with Squidward)
Tails: Ready when you are!
Squidward: Let's get this over with so I can go back to playing my clarinet.
(Squidward attacks by swinging his tentacles at Tails who blocks them with his tails)
Scarlet Garcia: And Squidward and Tails have no trouble duking it out with each other.
(Squidward then grabs Tails' tails)
Squidward: You're mine now!
Tails: Really? Think again!
(Tails spins Squidward really fast which makes him the winner)
Squidward: (Dizzy) I think I might hurl.
Scarlet Garcia: That move of Tails is sending him off to the next round.
Spongebob: Squidward! Are you ok?
Squidward: No.
(Patrick and Rouge are now seen)
Rouge: Not too much of a challenge, but here goes.
(Rouge flies towards Patrick who then get into a big fight cloud)
Scarlet Garcia: Patrick and Rouge are really fighting it out.
Rouge: Not bad, for a tubby starfish.
Patrick: Tubby? (Growls very angrily) NOBODY CALLS ME TUBBY!!! (Charges at Rouge)
Rouge: Watch out boy.
(Rouge then grabs Patrick's hands and kisses him)
Scarlet Garcia: Well, it looks like Rouge the bat gave Patrick the kiss off which makes her the winner.
Rouge: Sorry to kiss and run, but I gotta touch up my lipstick. (Goes to the back)
Spongebob: Patrick, are you ok?
Patrick: (gets up) What just happened?
Spongebob: You we're eliminated because of a kiss by Rouge the Bat.
Patrick: (smiling) Aww, where has she been all my life. (Realized that he is eliminated from the tournament because of a simple kiss from Rouge the Bat) Huh? Oh, FISHPASTE!
(Harold & Captain K'nuckles are now seen in the ring)
Flapjack: Your so brave.
Captain K'nuckles: A true adventure never walks away from an easy victory.
Flapjack: It's time.
Harold: Prepare yourself, for it's a fight for the 2nd round. (Practices his ninja moves perfectly & hand signals to bring it on)
Captain K'nuckles: (is a bit surprised)
(With the sound of the bell ringing, the match begins.)
Flapjack: Go get'm Captain!
(Harold & Captain K'nuckles begins fighting each other, with Harold looking fierce, while Captain K'nuckles is a bit uneasy about this situation. Harold then begins to attack Captain K'nuckles with ninja punches, kicks & karate chops.)
Scarlet Garcia: Looks like Harold is on the offensive, while Captain K'nuckles's body is taking the punishment.
Flapjack: (to Captain K'nuckles) Watch out for the Double K'nuckles twi... Ohh... (Winches at the sight of Captain K'nuckles get beaten up by Harold's attacks from offscreen) And... Ohh... (Winches again) (smiles a bit uneasy) Way to hang in here... (Winches again, covering his eyes) Oh.
(Captain K'nuckles then falls to the floor)
Scarlet Garcia: Looks like Captain K'nuckles is down for the count, which means Harold is moving on the next round.
Duncan: Wow, I'm surprised he made it. This could be interesting.
(Xplode and Lee are seen in the ring)
Xplode: Alright Lee, let's see what you've got.
Lee: Oh don't worry, I'll make short work out of you, Kanker style!
(Xplode & Lee then begins fighting each other, throwing each punch & kick at the same time)
Scarlet Garcia: It appears both fighters are equally matched as they fight each other to the limit!
Eddy: (gulps) Give them the headbutt Xplode! Show her who's boss!
Lee: Did I forget to mention of our special thing, you wouldn't like the Kankers when we're angry.
Xplode: And just what do you mean by that?
Lee: (gets really angry & begins stomping, creating a Kanker Hissy Fit, cracking the ring)
Edd: Look out! It's a Kanker Hissy Fit!
Pinkie Pie: Holy moly!
Xplode: (begins to wobble a bit upon the cracked ring & jumps up) Hey Kanker! Up here!
Lee: (looks up & sees Xplode's Silouette upon the sun light) I can't see!
Xplode: (dives down & tackles Lee with a wrestling move called the "Spear") Gotcha!
Lee: AUGH! (Got tackled by Xplode)
Xplode & Lee: (tackling each other)
Xplode: I had enough of this.
(Xplode pulls Lee into a submission position, after suffering too much pain. Lee finally taps out.)
Eddy: Whoa, Xplode actually won. Take that Kankers!
Edd: (sighs as he feels uncomfortable) Fighting tournaments are so unforgiving. Hopefully the rest of us will advance soon.
Ed: I am one with my shoe size, Double D. (SpongeBob, the Piraka & the Mane 6 all nod as well)
(Later, after many countless battles in Round 1, it's now Round 2)
Scarlet: Welcome back. We're ready to begin the second round of the first annual Crystal Coconut Martial Arts Mash-Up. First up is tough ape Donkey Kong versus the mysterious Black Knight.
(Donkey Kong and the Black Knight are seen)
Donkey Kong: Let's rock, metal man!
(The Black Knight laughs)
Donkey Kong: Oh, you think it's funny? Well, now you're asking for it! (Pounds his chest and charges at the Black Knight and knocks him to the ground and growls at him)
Black Knight: Don't hurt me, Donkey Kong! Just let me win! Please! I'm begging you!
Donkey Kong: Who are you?
(The Black Knight removes his helmet, revealing to be Jerome)
Donkey Kong: (Suprised) You're the Black Knight?
Jerome: I need that Crystal Coconut! I don't have any money!
Donkey Kong: Sorry, The coconut is not for sale! (Charges up his banana slamma punch) BANANA SLAMMA!
(Jerome screams and runs out of the ring, Elmer raises DK's hand in victory)
Scarlet Garcia: The Black Knight turned yellow as Donkey Kong is the winner of his Round 2 match.
"More Coming Soon"
Tournament Brackets[]
Round 1[]
- President (L) vs Black Knight (W)
- Donkey Kong (W) vs Rediak (L)
- Cranky Kong (W) vs Mung Daal (L)
- Knuckles (W) vs Thok (L)
- Dixie Kong (W) vs May Kanker (L)
- Amy Rose (W) vs Plankton (L)
- Rigby (W) vs. Scorpio (L)
- Chris Thorndyke (W) vs Danny (L)
- SpongeBob (W) vs Chuck Thorndyke (L) (By Forfeit/Injury)
- Decoe vs Bocoe (Tie)
- Squidward (L) vs Tails (W)
- Patrick (L) vs Rouge (W)
- Harold (W) vs Captain K'nuckles (L)
- XPlode (W) vs Lee (L)
- Rainbow Dash (W) Vs. Meltdown (L)
- ???
"More Coming Soon"
Round 2[]
- Donkey Kong (W) vs Black Knight (L)
- Knuckles vs Cranky Kong
- Amy Rose vs Rigby
- ???
"More Coming Soon"