This is the 34th Episode of Sonic Underground: Crossover

Character Debuts: Dr. Zomboss & Sonic Prime


Queen Aleena: (narrating) Dark is closing in, as my children along with the All Star Underground had successfully captured 6 Prime Chaos Emeralds & only one remains hidden. And even though it's a bright future ahead, they soon learn that a new force of evil is coming, an evil of the thriller.

Plankton: CURSES!!! It's not fair! The Sonic & All Star Undergrounds has foiled every plan and we've never even won 1 battle! (Growls angrily)

Sleet: Don't get cranky again, Plankton. I just mopped the floors.

Dr. Robotnik: If only there was a way we could destroy the hedgehogs and their friends.

???: Perhaps I could be of assistance.

(A mysterious zombie doctor comes towards them, the doctor's name is Dr. Zomboss)

Dr. Zomboss

Dr. Zomboss

Dingo: Who's he?

Dr. Zomboss: I am the terrifyingly brilliant, and shockingly good looking Dr. Edgar George Zomboss! Or as I'm also known the greatest evil genius that has ever lived!

Plankton: Well, what brings you here Zomboss?

Dr. Zomboss: I heard that you wanted to vanquish a bunch of fools. And I think I have the invention for you all!

Sleet: What is that suppose to be?

Dr. Zomboss: Behold! I give you... The HANDSOME MAN GUN! With the power of this baby, We can fool the Freedom Fighters without actually having to put on costumes.

Dr. Robotnik: So how dose it work?

Dr. Zomboss: I shall show you. (Shoots the gun at one of his zombie minions turning it into a handsome man)

Plankton: HOT DOG!!!

Sleet: Yes, now we can destroy the Freedom Fighters once and for all!!

(All of the villains laugh evilly, not knowing that King Pig has other plans)

King Pig: (looks at the map to the tomb of Monster Pig) Monster Pig, by the power of the 7 Prime Chaos Emeralds, you will be reborn. (secretly steals the Handsome Man Gun) (chuckles quietly & hops off with it)


King Pig: (notices the Bad Piggies outside) Status report?

Foreman Pig: We have reports that the Monster Pig's tomb can only unlock by the power of the 7 Chaos Emeralds.

Corporal Pig: What's the handsome man gun for? Why would you steal that?

King Pig: Because I wanted to show those chowder heads that we too can become villainous masterminds of our own. Hit me.

Corporal Pig: (blasts the handsome guy ray at King Pig)

King Pig: (offscreen) (chuckles) That tickles.

Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig: (amazed by King Pig's handsome man transformation) Whoa.

(Meanwhile SpongeBob and Patrick were having a staring contest)

Eddy: What are they doing?

Sonic: They're just having a another staring contest.

Zaktan: That's the 3rd staring contest today. When would they ever quit?

SpongeBob: [SpongeBob’s eyes get watery and he finally blinks] Patrick, wow!

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob: You are the best starer I’ve ever stared at!

Patrick: Oh, staring contest! I thought it was a blinking contest and I was losing.

Vezok: What?

Tails: Guys! I see someone surrounded by a bunch of zombies!

Avak: Where? (looks out the window & gasps at the sight of an army of zombies) AAH! There are zombies out there!

Sonic: Let's go guys! (Runs towards the zombies)

Manic: I've always wanted to fight zombies!

Ed: They have come to dissect our bodies and feed them to the minions of Hades!

Sonia: There's no way I'm fighting zombies, their Dirty, Smelly and Disgusting!

Twilight Sparkle: Wait, stop! (uses her magic to create a barrier around herself & the rest of the heroes) Those zombies are very contagious. If we get bitten, we'll turn into them!

(Dr. Zomboss' Zomblimp then approaches)

Xplode: Is that a giant blimp?

Dr. Zomboss: Since the dawn of time, Freedom Fighters have been the mortal enemies of zombies. Locked in a eternal struck.. (Notices something) Wait! Is the lens cap on? Seriously?! (Starts over) Right, Greetings, I am Dr. Zomboss! The greatest evil genius who has ever lived!

Sonic: Zomboss? More like ZomBUTT!

Dr. Zomboss: SILENCE!! Don't make me shoot David here!

(We see that David is a tall red handsome male hedgehog)

Reidak: David, who the heck is David?

Eddy: Who's he kidding? We've done this before, right Sonia? (no answer) Sonia?

Sonia: (Sees David and falls in love) Don't worry David! I'll save you!

Reidak: (grabs Sonia, stopping her) Ah, ah, ah. I don't think there is a David.

Eddy: This could be a trap. Cause I won't let these Zombies take us alive! I'm too young & handsome to be turned into a zombie.

Eye-Brawl: If it is, what are we gonna do?

Twilight Sparkle: Hold on. (turns the barrier into a barrier bubble)

Amy: Wow Twilight Sparkle, you're great at magic.

Twilight Sparkle: Thank you, now hold on tight. (begins to fly the barrier bubble upwards & out of the zombies' reach)

Bouncer: That was a close one.

Rigby: Now what?

Mordecai: We have to check if it's either a trap or not.

Owen: But how?

Duncan: The sneaky way possible.

(The gang went inside the blimb, through the cargo door)

(In the Blimp's cargo bay)

Reidak: Squidward, you'll scout ahead.

Squidward: What?! Me?!

Kitty: You have too.

Squidward: Fine, I'll do it. (begins scouting ahead in the blimp, while the rest of the gang follows behind)

Eddy: Guys? Have you got the slightest feeling that Sonia's acting weird?

Reidak: (looks at Sonia, feeling lovey dovey about David) No kidding. I have a bad feeling about her being in danger.

Eddy: Wait, you mean to tell me that you had a crush on her too?!

Reidak: Duh! Because I have no one to love! There I said it!

Eddy: Wow.

Cody: Sounds like someone's jealous.

Eddy & Reidak: (glares at Cody)

Cody: Ok, ok. I get it.

SpongeBob: Guys, we're nearing the control room.

(In the Control Room of the Blimp)

Dr. Zomboss: Almost there & they are ripe for the trap!

(He didn't take notice of a silhouette ambushes him from behind)

Dr. Zomboss: ?! (got ambushed) AAAH!

(The heroes arrives)

SpongeBob: Never fear, we are... (notices the silhouette) Huh?

Sonia: (notices David) David! I...(notices the silhouette) Huh?

(The silhouette appears to be a tall muscular green male hedgehog with King Pig's crown & black clothing, it's actually King Pig in his transformation, but no one had noticed.)

King Pig: (beautiful deep voice) Watch how a real hero saves the day, daddy o.


(Everyone was dumbfolded to see the transformed King Pig had taken out Dr. Zomboss)

Sonic: Hey! We're here to save David & it's our job!

King Pig: (smiles)

Dr. Zomboss: (to King Pig) King Pig? What do you think you're doing? Have you gone bananas?! Don't make me shoot David!

King Pig: Not a doing, you're gonna stop cause that's what you do when you're face with the irresistible force. (snaps his fingers)

(The lights go out)

Duncan: Now what?

(Then suddenly multi-colored lights begins to shine everywhere, beginning the song)

King Pig: And irresistible is what I am baby.

(The Song starts)

[1st verse]

King Pig: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart

You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it

You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,

You're paralyzed

(The Bad Piggies appears wearing black sunglasses, appearing as a chorus.)


King Pig: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

And no one's gonna save you from the beast about to strike

You know it's thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonight

(The Other girls we're smitten by King Pig's transformation, not knowing is it King Pig, while they're boyfriends facepalms)

[2nd verse]

King Pig: You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run

You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun

You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl

But all the while you hear the creature creepin' up behind

You're out of time


King Pig: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

There ain't no second chance against the thing with forty eyes, girl

Thriller, thriller night

You're fighting for your life inside of killer, thriller tonight


King Pig: Night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade

There's no escapin' the jaws of the alien this time

(they're open wide)

This is the end of your life

[3rd verse]

King Pig: They're out to get you, there's demons closing in on every side

They will possess you unless you change the number on your dial

Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together, yeah.

All through the night I'll save you from the terror on the screen,

I'll make you see


That this is thriller, thriller night

King Pig: 'Cause I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try

Thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, diller, chiller, thriller here tonight

(Dr. Zomboss is beginning to feel hypnotized as well as his zombies)


King Pig: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night

Girl I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try

Thriller, thriller night

So let me hold you tight and share a killer, thriller

I'm gonna thrill you tonight

(The heroes noticed Dr. Zomboss is hypnotized by the music)

(They didn't take notice of Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig singing their rap)

Foreman Pig: Darkness falls across the land

The midnight hour is close at hand

(We see that Zombie Bad Piggies begins emerging from their graves in the graveyard, one by one & exiting the graveyard)

Corporal Pig: Creatures crawl in search of blood

To terrorize your neighbourhood

Foreman Pig: And whosoever shall be found

Without the soul for getting down

Corporal Pig: Must stand and face the hounds of hell

And rot inside a corpse's shell

(The Zombie Bad Piggies begins chomping through Dr. Zomboss' army, eating them alive)

Foreman Pig: The foulest stench is in the air

The funk of forty thousand years Corporal Pig: And grisly ghouls from every tomb

: Are closing in to seal your doom

Foreman Pig: And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

Corporal Pig: For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of the thriller

Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig: [maniacal laugh, in deep echo]

(The song ends as the male heroes we're stunned to see the female heroes & Dr. Zomboss we're hypnotized by King Pig's charms)

Ezekiel: (his jaw drops in shock)

King Pig: Get along little doggies, vamoose.

Dr. Zomboss: (hypnotized) Yes... sir. (lands the blimp & lets the heroes & King Pig exit, not knowing Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig exits as well & leaves with David)

King Pig: The zombies are gone. The name is Paul, Paul Hedgehog.

Paul [King Pig]: I'm charmed & you must be too.

Sonia: (folds her arms, wanting David back)

LeShawna: Call me LeShawna.

Harold: Call me Harold, LeShawna's boyfriend.

Paul [King Pig]: I didn't mean no harm to you. Just doing my job on helping the resistance.

Sonia: Where's David?

Eddy: Sonia, never mind him.

Reidak: Yeah.

SpongeBob: I think it's time that we can go on a break.

Sonia: Like what?

(With Dr. Zomboss)

Dr. Zomboss: (still hypnotized, with David) (humming the song "Thriller") That green hedgehog is a nice fellow visitor. And he have the nicest smile I've ever seen. I... (enters inside Robotnik's Lair)

Plankton & Dr. Robotnik: Dr. Zomboss?

Dr. Zomboss: (snapped out of his trance) Huh?

Plankton: Why is David with you?

Dr. Robotnik: Didn't you set the trap like I asked?

Dr. Zomboss: (realized his failure because of King Pig's transformation) (screams in anger) AAAAHHH!! What just happened?

Plankton: Why did you abort the mission?

Dr. Zomboss: (can't remember what happened) I abort the mission?

Dr. Robotnik: (facepalms) Tell us what happened.

Dr. Zomboss: I was about to spring my trap, until a tall muscular green hedgehog appeared & charms me into aborting the mission, who is one of our traitors, King Pig!

Plankton: King Pig?! A traitor? Why would he do that?

Dr. Robotnik: I don't know! That's why I'm sending Sleet & Dingo on look out.

Plankton: Same with me, sending Krekka & Nidhiki, now get going!

Sleet: Yes sir.

Krekka, Nidhiki, Sleet & Dingo: (heads outside)

Plankton: (feeling suspicious about the Bad Piggies) Hmm...

(Back with the Heroes)

Eddy: That zombie doctor was acting strange.

Twilight Sparkle: Eddy's got a point about Dr. Zomboss.

SpongeBob: Guys! Look!

(A mysterious shadow comes their way)

Edd: This is the end! It's... It's...

(David comes out)

Geoff: David?

Sonia: David! It's you!

David: Of course it's me, How's about you and I go out for dinner?

Sonia: I would love to!

(The gang watches as Sonia and David walk of to dinner)

Squidward: They make me sick.

Eddy: You're telling me.

Eddy & Reidak: I'm going after him! (turns to each other) What?! It's me! (heads off)

SpongeBob: I'm going after them. Making sure they don't get too brave. (follows Eddy & Reidak)


King Pig: (waking up, groans) Huh? Where am I?

Plankton: Greetings King Pig.

Dr. Robotnik: I see you have betrayed us.

King Pig: What? I would never do such a thing.

Sleet: Then how do you explain THIS?! (Shows the video clip of the surveillance camera showing how King Pig stole the Handsome Man Gun)

King Pig: Alright you guys, you all caught me. But you know what my pigs and I can't help ourselves.

Krekka: Plankton! Sonia took Dr. Zomboss to dinner!

Plankton: Yes! Our plan is working perfectly.

King Pig: Unless Monster Pig will return!

Dr. Robotnik, Plankton, Sleet & Dingo: (looks at each other) Monster Pig?

King Pig: Bad Piggies attack!

(The Bad Piggies begins attacking the villains)

Plankton & Dr. Robotnik: AAAAAHH!!!

(All of the villains got flushed away in the jail cell, by a giant swarm of Bad Piggies' Minion Pigs)

(The cell door locks)

Corporal Pig: (with Foreman Pig) The cell is secured!

Dr. Robotnik: Get me outta here!

Plankton: And let us go you pig!

King Pig: Never! (holds up the Handsome Guy Ray & uses it on himself, turning himself into Paul the Hedgehog again)

Paul: (opens up the Handsome Guy Ray, revealing the last Chaos Emerald, which is Cyan)

Plankton: It's the Chaos Emerald! No wonder Dr. Zomboss' ray is powerful. Let us out, right now!

Paul: I'll let you & everyone else out, in under one condition. You bring me the other 6 Chaos Emeralds.

Plankton & Dr. Robotnik: (looks at each other in shock & dis-belief)


(With the Heroes)

(They are relaxing inside the All Star Mobile HQ)

Squidward: I can't believe this, why would David appear like this? I don't like the guy!

Sonic: I don't trust him for a second.

(They heard knocking on the door)

Ezekiel: Would you mind getting that, eh?

Manic: (opens the door, revealing to be Reidak) Reidak? You're back so soon?

Zaktan: Where's Eddy?

Reidak: I was going to tell you, that I changed my mind & want everyone to be ready to follow SpongeBob & Eddy.

Squidward: Finally! I can't even stand him one time!

Sonic: Let's juice!

(The heroes drives the van, outside of the All Star Mobile HQ & hurries off, while the Bad Piggies enters inside before the All Star Mobile HQ closes the hanger)

Reidak: (Dingo's Voice) Finally! I can't stand being one of them any longer! (turns back to Dingo)

Dingo: (sighs & then spots the other 6 Chaos Emeralds, Green, Purple, White, Red, Dark Blue & Yellow) Finally! There's all 6 of them to make 7!

Paul, Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig: (arrives inside the room)

Paul: (King Pig's Voice) Very well done indeed.

Foreman Pig: Now hand them over.

Dingo: Ok. (gives Paul, Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig the 6 Chaos Emeralds) Here you go, now if you excuse me...

Corporal Pig: Ah, ah, ah. (uses the teleporter ray gun to teleport Dingo back into his cell with the other villains)

Dingo: (got teleported) AAH!

Paul: And now... THE MONSTER PIG...!

Foreman Pig: (yawns)

Corporal Pig: (feels a bit dim-witted)

Paul: Mm blah blah blah, yadda yadda yadda, I'll be supreme ruler. Alright, let's go.

(The Bad Piggies then heads outside)

(With the Heroes)

(They meet up with SpongeBob, Eddy & the Real Reidak at a restaurant, where Sonia & David is at now.)

Reidak: There you guys are.

SpongeBob: I see you came to help as well.

Eddy: Look at them. (points to Sonia & David) Like Squidward said, it makes me sick.

Squidward: Something's not right.

Reidak: What did David do? Charm him or something?

???: Exactly. (appears to be Paul)

Paul: Sorry, I'm tardy.

SpongeBob: Paul, your just in time.

Paul: (holds up the handsome guy ray) This is the Handsome Guy Ray, it transforms anyone into a handsome boyfriend, it's made by Dr. Zomboss & apparently he is with Sonia now. (points to Sonia & David, having dinner)

Eddy: Wait, you mean David is...?

Paul: You got it.

Reidak: Then that would mean that Sonia is...

Paul: Exactly.

Sonic & Manic: Our sister's in danger!

SpongeBob: We gotta save Sonia! (turns to Paul, but he's not there) Hey! Where'd he go?

Paul: (at the door) First rule of cool, never send a boy to do a man's job. (enters inside)

Mane 6: (sighs happily)

Rainbow Dash: Paul has such sweet words.

SpongeBob: Looks like the girls are a bit smitten. We need the back-up plan.

Eddy: I'm in.

Reidak: Me too!

Squidward: I don't like the guy, I'm in too!

SpongeBob: The rest of you, keep on look out!

Sonic: Hey! Manic & I would like to help too!

SpongeBob: In that case... I know just the trick.


Sonia: (wearing a yellow dress) (with David, looks around) Wow, very nice.

David: What? This old place? (turns to the waiter, who is a Mobian Penguin) I have a reservation for 2, David Lee.

Waiter Penguin: (checks the reservation & finds it) But of course, Mr. Lee. Right this way please. (leads Sonia & David to their table

(SpongeBob & Eddy enters with Eddy on top of SpongeBob, wearing a trench coat & a fake mustache. And Reidak & Squidward enters wearing a tuxedo too.)

Eddy: (his mustache falls off) Whoops. SpongeBob, Mustache alert!

SpongeBob: (only his legs are seen out of the trench coat) Where is it? I can't see.

Eddy: Bend over.

SpongeBob: (tries to bend over, but wobbles a bit)

Eddy: Whoa! Watch it!

SpongeBob: Sorry.

Reidak: Hold on. I got it. (picks the fake mustache & places it on Eddy's face) There.

Eddy: Awesome. No man is a man without it's mustache.

Squidward: Can we get this over with?

Eddy: Fine, fine. Where's our dates?

Reidak: Outside. To the door. (opens the door) (another man's voice) My ladies? (no answer) My ladies? (no answer again)

Eddy: Will you two get in here?!

Sonic: (from outside) Manic & I feel silly!

Manic: (from outside) We can't come in.

Squidward: Come on, do it for your sister, Sonia.

Sonic: Ok.

(Sonic & Manic enters inside wearing wigs, make up & dresses)

Manic: (wearing a red wig, make up & a blue dress) We feel ridiculous.

Sonic: (wearing a blonde wig, make up & a pink dress) Are you sure about this?

Reidak: Trust us! We know what we're doing. (puts on a fake mustache)

Eddy: Yeah. What he said (puts on a top hat & a monocle)

Squidward: (puts on a top hat & a beard) Let's move.

SpongeBob: Hold on. (carrying Eddy to the waiter)

Eddy: (deep voice) Table for 5, please?

Paul: Do not worry, I already got us a table over there. (points to Sonia's & David's table)

Eddy: Isn't that their table?

Waiter Penguin: (holding up $5 as a tip) Paul has given me a tip for putting out an extra 6 chairs for the table.

Reidak: (another man's voice) Why thank you, my good man.

Reidak, Squidward, Paul, Sonic & Manic: (goes up to Sonia & David)

David: Wow, your a very tough freedom fighter. I'm impressed.

Sonia: Why thank you David. I did intend to practice my moves before I use them perfectly against a whole army of Swatbots & Jack-4 Bots commanded by Robotnik & Plankton.

David: Wow that's amazing. I would join the resistance to help a beautiful flower like you.

Sonia: (blushes) My, why thank you again, David.

SpongeBob: (carrying Eddy to Sonia & David)

Paul: (smiles)

Reidak, Squidward, Sonic & Manic: (walks towards Sonia & David)

David: And I would do anything to help you.

Sonia: Aw David, you're so sweet. (drinks a glass of water)

Eddy: (whispers) Ready?

Reidak: (whispers) Ready. (clears his throat) (another man's voice) Why Sonia, sweetie. Fancy meeting you here. How long has it been?

Sonia: (spit takes at David by accident & was in shock upon seeing a disguised SpongeBob, Reidak, Eddy, Squidward, Sonia & Manic) Reidak?! What the? I'm so sorry about that.

Reidak: Why Sonia, you ol' flower power girl. I still can't believe you called me that.

Eddy: (deep voice) Turn of endearment.

David: (a bit puzzled)

Sonia: (chuckles nervously) Please don't listen to those maniacs. (turns to the group, whispering) What are you doing here?

Paul: These are my friends. I've invited for dinner.

Sonia: Paul Hedgehog?!

Eddy: (deep voice) What a coincidence that we have the same table for our dinner date. My name is Donny.

Reidak: And call me by my first name, I'm Orlando.

Sonia: Orlando Reidak?

Orlando (Reidak): Yes and these are our dates, (points to Sonic) Sonicia & (points to Manic) Michelle.

Sonicia (Sonic): (girl voice) How do you do?

Michelle (Manic): (girl voice) It's very please to meet you. (giggles)

Squire (Squidward): And also, I'm a friend of Donny & Orlando, my name is "Squire".

Sonia: Uh, please to meet you all?

David: Uh, yes. It's very nice to meet you all?

Donny (Eddy), Orlando (Reidak), Squire (Squidward), Sonicia (Sonic) & Michelle (Manic): Don't mind if we do.

Sonia: No wait...!

SpongeBob: (sits down on the chair next to Sonia, still carrying Eddy without being seen)

Orlando (Reidak): (sits down between Sonia & David)

Squire (Squidward): (sits down next to David)

Sonicia (Sonic) & Michelle (Manic): (sits down between Squidward & SpongeBob)

Paul: (sits down between Sonic & Manic)

Sonia: (groans as she facepalms)

Orlando (Reidak): Now isn't this nice?

Sonia: Uh, yes it is.

David: So... how do you all know Sonia?

Sonia: Those lunatics lives with...

Sonicia (Sonic) & Michelle (Manic): (felt Sonia's hands)

Sonia: (notices Sonic & Manic) Huh?

Squire (Squidward): (raises his eyebrows 2 times, smiling)

Donny (Eddy): We are 3 of her ex-boyfriends.

Sonia: No I'm not! I mean not they're not.

Orlando (Reidak): Why my hedgehog kitten. How could you deny our love?

Squire (Squidward): (gives Sonia a rose) Each of us went out for 3 years. Starting with yours truly.

David: (drinks a glass of water & does a spit take after hearing what Squidward said) What?! Wait a minute, how old did you say you we're?

Sonia: (swats the rose away from Squidward) I'm 15!

David: Does that mean that you 3 been dating since...?

Squire (Squidward): 24, yes.

Donny (Eddy): I'm 21 years old.

Orlando (Reidak): And I'm 18. We meant 12, 9 & 6. I'm her latest ex-boyfriend.

Eddy: Yes. we've all went to school together and...

Sonicia (Sonic) & Michelle (Manic): (smiles)

Sonia: Enough of this! Those guys are in a suit.

Squire (Squidward): Oh. (chuckles) Don't be silly my sugar plum.

Orlando (Reidak): She's just upset, because I dumped her a week ago for Sonicia.

Sonicia (Sonic): (giggles)

Sonia: (stands up, now angry) No you did not!

Paul: (gives Sonia a note)

Orlando (Reidak): Sorry, a week and a half ago.

Donny (Eddy): I did the same thing, once I laid eyes on Michelle.

Michelle (Manic): (giggles)

Sonia: Stop that! (notices a note & reads it) "Do you have a map?". Huh? (turns to Paul) Why?

Paul: Sometimes I missed you & I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Sonia: (sighs & then sits back down) Fine, I got your game. (Pushes her steak towards Eddy) Here, eat Mr. Real man.

Donny (Eddy): Uh, Don't mind if I do. (Nothing happened) Don't mind if I do eat some food. (Still nothing) Don't mind if I do pick up a fork and eat some of the food that is on the plate on the table in front of me.

(SpongeBob tries to pick up a fork but picks up a spoon)

Donny (Eddy): Oh, silly me. A spoon can't pick up a steak!

(SpongeBob throws away the spoon & tries to pick up the fork)

Donny (Eddy): Left. Left. Your other left.

Sonia: (facepalms)

Paul: (smiles)

Orlando (Reidak) & Squire (Squidward): (smiles at Sonia)

Sonicia (Sonic) & Michelle (Manic): (waiting patiently, holding Sonia's hands)

Donny (Eddy): Up. Right. Ok down. Left.

David: (gets a bit impatient, folding his arms)

(Finally SpongeBob grabs the fork)

Donny (Eddy): There we go.

(SpongeBob then tries to stab the steak with the fork & succeeds)

Donny (Eddy): Now to lift it up into my mouth.

(SpongeBob then lifts the steak up to Donny's mouth)

Donny (Eddy): (tries to reach for the steak with his mouth) Ah, ahhh, ahhh...! (takes a big bite on the steak & munches on it) Mmmmmmm! Exquisite. Mmm... (drops the biten steak back onto the plate) So, did Sonia ever tell you how we all met one by one?

Squire (Squidward): Well it all started when I practicing my clarinet, but I never got it right, I only make it worse. Then I noticed Sonia at her foster home, learning how to play the piano. I accompanied her with some clarinet music, however Sonia showed me how to play my clarinet the right way & I got to play it, finally right.

Donny (Eddy): My date started when Orlando & I we're studing Millionare school where...

Sonia: (growls) That's it, I had enough! (kicks SpongeBob's shin)

SpongeBob: (muffled) Ow!

Donny (Eddy): Which was silly really.

Orlando (Reidak): Because we already made gazillion dollars at the Jawbreaker business & the Car business.

Sonia: (can't believe that Donny didn't feel any pain, gets angry & kicks SpongeBob's shin again)

SpongeBob: (muffled) Ow!

Donny (Eddy): We just want to get our degree.

Orlando (Reidak): Anyway, Sonia was working at the roller derby...

Sonia: (still can't believe that Donny didn't feel any pain again, gets even more angry & starts kicking SpongeBob's shin multiple times as the confession goes on)

Donny (Eddy): And we're happen to be attending to the Lord of the Originals, and we couldn't help but notice her.

Orlando (Reidak): So after the game, we went up to her & I said "Hey baby, we're Gazillionaires.".

(SpongeBob points on Eddy's chest)

Donny (Eddy): Pardon me a moment. (Bends down to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: (feeling pain of his shin) Please! Get on with it.

Donny (Eddy): (turns to Sonicia & Michelle) Boy err, I mean girls. Don't you and Sonia need to powder your noses?

Sonicia (Sonic): Why, yes of course.

Michelle (Manic): (Picks up Sonia) Time for some girl talk. (He and Sonic carries Sonia to the girls' bathroom)

Sonia: (Punches Manic and Sonic) Put me down! What do you think you're doing?! David, I'm so sorry! I can't believe this is totally not me. I don't even know...

David: It's okay, don't worry about it. Take your time.

Sonicia (Sonic) & Michelle (Manic): (opens the door to the girls' bathroom & enters with Sonia)

David: (Gets angry at Eddy)

SpongeBob: Now's our chance!

Donny (Eddy): Right! Now listen you.

(Before Eddy could say anything else, David stands up and lifts Eddy)

Donny (Eddy): Hey! Hey! Hey whoa! Buddy!

Orlando (Reidak): (gets up with Squire) Hey! Put him down or I'll...!

David: (Unmasks the their disguises)

SpongeBob: Uh? Hi? (waves hello)

David: Just as I thought, pathetic. Real pathetic. So you thought you could show up into my territory Huh? Well, I didn't spend all my time playing Mr. Nice Guy just to have a bunch of losers try to steal MY property.

Squidward: PROPERTY?!

SpongeBob: Sonia is NOT your property!

Eddy: Yeah! Her brothers saw her first so she's THEIR property.

David: Oh I get it, you think Sonia was sweet on you. Well let me clear on something for you, Sonia is being nice to you cause she feels sorry for you all.

Reidak: Nu-uh!

Eddy: Sonia's nice to us cause she's cool! And she likes us!

David: Oh! What on earth makes you all think that Sonia would like... Scratch that, ANY GIRL would like 2 sea creatures, a kid, and a machine!

Redidak: HEY!!

David: When she can go out with a hedgehog like me?

(The boys look down depressed)

Reidak: (growls & then sighs in defeat) I suppose that's correct.

David: Yeah, That's what I thought, now get outta here. You're all lucky I don't have to kick your.. (Turns to Sonia, who is looking angry) Ah, Sonia. I thought you were uh.. you know.. powdering your nose.

Sonia: I powdered it before I left!

(Sonic and Manic come out of the bathroom with black eyes)

Sonic: Our sis is so cute when she's mad

Manic: Yeah, check please waiter.

Sonic & Manic: (falls down, knocked out)

David: So uh.. It's not what it looks like. It's..

Sonia: If I had to dine for every time I heard that one.

David: No, no I was just palling around with the guys here.

Sonia: You mean my FRIENDS?!

David: Oh those were your friends? (Laughs nervously) Hey Sonia, did I mention how awesome you look in that dress?

Sonia: (Punches David really hard)

David: OW, MY EYE!

Sonia: NO ONE MESSES WITH MY FRIENDS! (begins attacking David)

(A fight cloud begins to form as Sonia continues attacking David, while his screaming of pain is been heard)

Reidak: (covers SpongeBob's & Eddy's eyes) You don't wanna see this guys, trust me. It's not pretty.

Squidward: (gulps) Now I know not to mess with her.

Eddy: I hear that. I ain't doing that.

SpongeBob: Me too, now I'm scared of her right now.

Sonia: (stops as she hears a maniac laugh) Hey. I know that voice from someone.

David (Dr. Zomboss): (getting up slowly) I know that voice from someone too. (Turns back into his normal self, but has a black eye in the process) Thanks for dinner Sonia, It was great. I think your mother's got the.. the point. (Laughs, but feels pain from his wounds & his black eye) (groans in pain)

Sonia: I took Zomboss out for dinner?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

SpongeBob: Hey! You tricked her!

Dr. Zomboss: You bet your delicious brain I did! Now my fearless zombies! ATTACK!!!

(A huge wave of Foot Solider Zombies and All star Zombies get ready to fire there Z-1 Assault Blasters and Football Cannons at the gang)

Eddy: Duck! (saves Sonia from the fire power from the Zombies & goes under the table with her)

SpongeBob, Squidward & Reidak: (gets under the tables too & pulls Sonic & Manic inside)

Paul: Hey Zomboss!

Dr. Zomboss: Wait! I heard that voice from before! It can't be!

Paul: (transforms back to normal, due to the effects wearing off)

King Pig: Remember me?

Dr. Zomboss: (gasps & gets really angry) You!

King Pig: That's right & I'm not letting you ruin my plans for domination as well, besides... (holds up a remote) You won't foil my Monster Pig Attack plan! (pressing the button)

Dr. Zomboss: Your Monster Pig what?!

King Pig: (summons his army of Bad Piggies, Minion Pigs & Zombie Pigs) Bad Piggies & Zombie Piggies! ATTACK!!!

Dr. Zomboss: (notices a even bigger wave of Bad Piggies, which are even more huge than his army) WHAT THE...?! (his pupils shrink in fear) Oh no...

(Suddenly a even bigger wave of the Bad Piggies, Minion Pigs & the Zombie Bad Piggies begins attacking the Zombies by eating them all up, one by one, without being infected)

Dr. Zomboss: (gets completely scared) AAH! Get those nasty piggies away from me!! They're everywhere! ATTACK! ATTACK! GET RID OF THEM!

Zaktan: (offscreen) It's no use!

Dr. Zomboss: Huh?

(Suddenly the rest of the All Star Underground, plus Tails & Amy Rose comes barges in, slashing, shooting, smashing & bashing the Zombies dead with their brand new Zombie proof weapons & zombie killing ammo)

Tree Rex: We have got you surrounded! Surrender peacefully or risk being devoured by a bunch of Minion Pigs with a tremendous appetite.

Xplode: It's over for you! Come out with your hands up! Now!

Dr. Zomboss: (notices the All Star Underground have surrounded him) (gulps as he puts his hands up)

King Pig: Good, now hold still. (pulls out a teleporter ray & aims at Dr. Zomboss) (quickly) 1, 2, 3, GO! (shoots a blue beam at Dr. Zomboss, teleporting him outta here)

Dr. Zomboss: AAH! (got teleported & disappears into the jail cells that the villains we're inside)

(Inside the Cell)

Dr. Zomboss: (wakes up & notices he is in a cell with the rest of the villains, minus King Pig, wearing power draining cuffs) NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! CURSE YOU KING PIG!!!!!

(Back in the Resturant)

King Pig: And stay out!

SpongeBob, Squidward, Eddy, Reidak & Sonia: (noticed all of the action & the Bad Piggies, Minion Pigs & Zombie Pigs, full bellies)

Minion Pig: (belches)

King Pig: Excuse you.

SpongeBob: King Pig? You saved us from the Zombie Army as Paul? Why?

King Pig: (sighs) Alright, we'll tell you.

Sonia: We? (gasps as he noticed Foreman Pig & Corporal Pig) Foreman Pig? Corporal Pig?

Foreman Pig: We've stopped every competition of each Villain to prepare our own plan!

Corporal Pig: But since you got so lucky & we'll feel kind about this heroism, so we'll tell you about Monster Pig Plan.

Reidak: Monster Pig?

King Pig: Yes, we're trying to start that plan for days, ever since we arrived here. But with those Villains told us to stay back, we knew we have to stop the competition.

Foreman Pig: That's why we devised a plan on our own, by stealing the Handsome Guy Ray & turning King Pig into Paul, while we're getting our Minion Pigs, ready for battle, we knew that King Pig will be caught.

Corporal Pig: That is why we've locked all of them away. And apparently the Handsome Guy Ray was powered by a 7th & final Chaos Emerald.

All Star Underground, Sonia, Tails & Amy: (gasps)

Rarity: Who would've thought of that? This is interesting.

King Pig: I know, I'm not gonna tell you what happen next. Figure it out for yourself! Bad Piggies, let's go!

(King Pig, Foreman Pig, Corporal Pig, the Bad Piggies, the Minion Pigs & the Zombie Pigs begins to march on away from the gang.)

Sonic & Manic: (wakes up)

Manic: What did we miss?

Tails: That's the weirdest alliance we've ever made & we didn't even know it.

Amy: I know, right?

Red Bird: You know the Bad Piggies, they never cease to amuse the Angry Birds.

SpongeBob: It's ok, Sonia. (comforts Sonia) It's all over now.

Reidak: Yeah, you deserve way better boyfriend than David. (pushes Eddy gently towards Sonia) Eddy.

Eddy: (got pushed) Hey! (turns to Reidak) Why I oughta...!

Sonia: (hugs Eddy) Your right Reidak, I do deserve someone more than David. Thank you for saving me from that shot earlier.

Eddy: (felt being hugged & smiles) I did what I could to save you.

Reidak: And also, I learned that I find some other female to love from the heart, not to smooch off of someone else. You just have to follow your heart to find you the girlfriend your heart has chosen & no more mooching off of someone else's girlfriend & they'll get back to their lovely lives together.

Twilight Sparkle: (writing everything down about what has Reidak learned) This would be an interesting letter to the princess. We can send the letter now. (opens the portal with her magic)

Amy: (sends the letter to Princess Celestia back in Canterlot through a portal) There we go. The letter has been sent.

Squidward: Great can we go home now?

(Later back, in the living room of the All Star Mobile HQ)

Avak: We're watching everything you've guys went through & I can't believe that Sonia give Zomboss a black eye & a nose bleed.

Duncan: Yeah & you have given Zomboss, who is still David, the biggest atomic wedgie we've ever seen

Sonia: Yeah, I can't believe he was actually Zomboss. I've learned my mistake in the past. I also learned that everyone makes mistakes, even me.

Scorpio: Yeah, we all make mistakes & begin tricked sometimes. That has left us vulnerable.

Squidward: And about the date?

Eddy: We're really sorry that we ruined it. We're only trying to protect you from Dr. Zomboss at all costs.

Owen: Yeah, we're sorry.

Sonia: What are you guys talking about? Because of Zomboss who has become David for all this time, you've all done me a favor. Zomboss was a mean doctor & who pretends to me a hedgehog jerk! No offense, brothers.

Sonic: Non taken.

Manic: No harm done. (places an ice pack on his black eye, feeling a bit of pain) ah ah ah ah ah

Sonic: (places an ice pack on his black eye) Ow ow ow... ahhhhhh... much better.

Sonia: And most of all, I have all of you guys as my friends. Besides, I don't need a man or anything.

Reidak: (with Hakann, Vezok, Zaktan, Avak, Thok, Meltdown, Xplode, Thunder, Corroder, Rotor, Drilldozer, Jetbug, Nitroblast, Raw Jaw, Fangz & Scorpio) I'm not a man, we're machines

Tree Rex: (with Bouncer, Crusher, Swarm, Hot Head, Thumpback & Eye-Brawl) I'm not a man, we're giants.

Sonic: (with Manic & Tails) I'm not a man, we're mobians.

Owen: (with Duncan, Geoff, DJ, Trent, Harold, Cody, Tyler, Justin, Noah, Ezekiel & Alejandro) I'm not a man, we're teenagers.

Eddy: (with Ed & Edd) I'm not a man, we're just little kids.

Dudley: I'm not a man, I'm a dog.

Mordecai: (with Rigby, Red Bird, Blue Bird, Yellow Bird, Black Bird, White Bird, Boomerang Bird, Big Brother Bird, Orange Bird, Boggy B, Timon & Pumbaa) I'm not a man, we're just a bunch of wild animals.

SpongeBob: (with Patrick & Squidward) We can even top that off, we're just a bunch of sea creatures.

Sonia: (notices all of the boys are smitten with her) Oh man! (facepalms)

Girls: (sighs as they shook their heads side to side) Boys.

(From outside)

(A portal is being opened & emerging it is the Prime Version of Sonic, the original Sonic the Hedgehog.)

Sonic Prime: (looks around) Well, this is the place. Now to find Tails & Amy Rose & tell them about the emergency about those Chaos Emeralds. I can't believe that this King Pig told them their plan. Looks like I have one option left. I'll have to show them about the secrets of King Pig's Monster Pig Attack Plan, the hard way & hope they'll discover that if the plans of King Pig are a success... we're doomed.

To be Continued...

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